I was worried when Anthropic bought Bun. I'm angry now that OpenAI bought Astral. I've primarily been a Python developer for the last 5 years and now a bunch of the tools I use every day are OpenAI products and that makes me really uneasy.
Joe's best friends, Burt and Tom, are currently dealing with the fallout of talking about getting erect the first time they held their children btw
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
Oh, I thought his favorite hobby was intestinal blockages 🤣
I just spent $5 to replace a part in my phone and give it another few years of life instead of spending $500 on a new one. Highly recommended.
0% surprised that's for sale in Ypsi 😂
trans women really are the women of women smdh
A diff on the Wikipedia page for Dick Cheney on the morning of November 4, 2025. On the left, "is", and on the right, "was".
🫡
I just saw the trailer for Marty Supreme (2025). Why the FUCK is Kevin O'Leary getting near-top billing in a mainstream Hollywood film?
Me in low light with low-quality white facepaint-based makeup
It's better to have done it while looking like a dork than to have never done it at all
Everybody say thank you @eva.computer
Why is there not a "Save Video" button in this app? It's already on my phone. Just make it _more_ on my phone.
Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
Brandon Cuomo 2025
I've now seen Pearl (2022) and X (2022).
What is Ti West doing? Like, what is the goal here? MaXXXine (2024) has the lowest rating of them all. I just don't think I can do it.
A wizard never oversleeps, she awakes precisely when she means to 😌
The 2,000 Yard Stare by Thomas Lea (1944)
"You have to be to work in 8 hours but you're not even sleepy yet"
Oh no, do I need to get an MBA?
God only knows what I'd be if it was embarrassing to love to The Beach Boys.
If I'm being real with myself, I think I've been in a functional freeze for at least the last 5 years—probably longer
My understanding of the new Swift album:
1. Travis Kelce's penis
2. Fuck you, Charli XCX
3. I'm friends with a bunch of cancelled people (dark maga remix)
4. Yeah, I'm pretty much dark and twisted
5. Did I mention I'm engaged to Travis Kelce and we totally do it?
Hell yeah 🤘 I'll DM to connect
Grok, make me a rendition of Nancy Mace performing Jon Lajoie's "show me your genitals"
This is one of the most satisfying videos I've watched in a long time—a brutal, scathing, surgical dissection of the cult of Joe Rogan
No joke, I was grinding on a skate 4 challenge for like 45 minutes, and just couldn't get it, but I finally put on No Hands by Joey Valence & Brae and got it on the next attempt. The boys were with me 🙌
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
My favorite thing about my smart tv is that every time it runs a software update, it forgets everything about me, and also that the company that makes it ships a new update every week 🤗
Smart TVs are ass
I just gotta say fuck Google, support your local bus drivers 🤘
