happy birthday to my favorite son who i am wishing on time because i absolutely did not forget his birthday because he is my favorite son and i love my one and only son that is not an utter disappointment and i would never forget his birthday happy birthday *checks hand* gilbert
ooc. sbr wooo!
why donβt you make me shut up?
my heart no longer beats. but my teeth still chew.
in a bad way. you will be in pain.
i will eat it.
I will be first place once I emasculate you with my teeth.
Obviously I am not insecure about it. I am quite proud of it.
close your eyes
i am so in love with this unintelligent american. i gave vanilla ice a cowboy hat because i missed hol horse. i disgust myself.
I want you eviscerated.
( gives hol one brief goofy and lovesick grin before forcing a more angry expression onto his face. )
there is a trolley. there are 2 paths. on one path, 1 hol horse is on the rails. on the other path, 5 hol horses are on the rails. the trolley is on the path with 5 hol horses. you could pull a lever to run over the 1 hol horse instead. or you could make the trolley drift & take out all 6 hol horses
ooc. my dio is single shipped ^^
he is unfortunately my husband and, due to unnecessary modern laws, i cannot harm him.
ooc. donβt be mean to my precious higgs ):
you will be next.
ooc. thinking about this again β¦ heβs perfect for it β¦ i should at least make dio do his makeup like this β¦
someone stole my pants. vanilla ice, if it was you, i am going to gut you and display you in a common room to make an example out of you. i will make petshop eat your liver every day.
ooc. β irl fc β and itβs a video game character π§
ooc. dio irl fc. hear me out.
watching rupaulβs drag race. thinking about how he could do everything so much better.
Yes. Which is why we shall name him Alfred Giorno-2 Brando
Oh so now you listen to me β¦ Vanilla Ice βloves onβ me all the time, whenever I am not with you. ( Iβm never not with you, but that is not the point. )
Who said heβs your son?
No. But that is because Hol Horse is the most ridiculous name to ever have been created. One Hol Horse is embarrassing enough, a Hol Horse and a Hol Horse Junior would be far too absurd for this world.
( he follows after, unable to stay away from hol for too long )
is there something wrong with Giorno 2? i think it is a wonderful name. perhaps DIO jr, if they are not completely useless, unlike most of my children.
. . .
charles is a good name. but i supposed i can settle for giorno 2.
hol horse i swear to DIO! that if you do not go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich RIGHT NOW, i am naming your son charles.
i am HUNGRY.
sandwich. for your beautiful wife. go.
get them yourself. YOU are making ME a sandwich. if i wanted to run around my mansion for beans, i would make my own sandwich. what kind of husband cannot even make his beautiful and pregnant wife a sandwich without help.