Will you receive clearance to play at Runnymede?

June 1st, eh?

David Pearce was a right cunt in Duty Free.

#dutyfree

Dom doesn’t want you in his boat at Datchet.

“And now to slip inside Mrs Riley’s cockpit”

Viagra Connect?

I’m curious as to when he had chance to ring a mate up.

Yeah, you never find any sort of wrong doing on a Liverpool cul-de-sac.

Afternoon.

It’s fucking bollocks, but then again it always has been. You can see Liverpool lift the trophy with less outlay than those who’ve been to every home game this season. A fella I know only goes to the big games, happily pays the rate and takes the plaudits as some kind of superfan.

It would have diminished the engineering marvel of the canal somewhat had that been the case.

Sutton On The Titz - Former Canaries striker with his views on the latest Norwich City manager.

@thecenci.bsky.social

Looks like all that free junk finally caught up with him.

Hair by Johnny Bravo, glasses by Ronnie Barker, wardrobe by Shakin’ Stevens.

Has he charmed you?

An afternoon at Anfield with the youngest and my Dad with the firm’s Christmas do to finish it off. Some days are just better.

1-0, didn’t break sweat. That’ll always do me.

Oh come on, it’s just over an advent calendar!

They said four weeks a couple of days ago, I think their choice of wording is more dramatic though.

So, Gregg Wallace’s next employer, Talk Radio, GB News or a recurring character on Clarkson’s Farm?

The first fridge freezer I bought was manufactured by Candy. The only thing that could have made that decision worse is if I’d filled it with Carlsberg.

As usual our pre match conversations seemed to translate into the game, notably how much the governing bodies do not like to see their biggest cash cows not being represented in tournaments.

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“…and now over to James with the Ribble Valley window cleaning weather…”

I bought some salt for the drive today as there’s a chance of snow. Embracing middle age is easier than fighting it.

Did you know that the Twins Of Gemini are named after the two baddies in Face/Off?

Numbers that So Solid Crew would envy.

False hope for something traditional looking from Adidas next season.