I just had an 11th grade AP English flashback.

John Henry wept.

Before I put on my glasses, I read “math” as “meth,” which is what I would consider if I was a Mets fan.

Ted and his consumption of babybels is with you.

It is, for the 80 millionth time, imagine if anyone else in any other (democratic) administration…

Could be David Boreanaz.

That really just made it seem more realistic.

Gummo II

Only Ozzy Osbourne is allowed to do this, and he is, of course, no longer with us. Still waiting on his resurrection, though.

I wonder if banging in a Burger King dumpster was part of the training?

Just got home from Florida. Same.

The world needs a new Morton Downey Jr.

I thought Stefano DeMeara was dead?

Or maybe going back to the old days where flight attendants will light your cigarette or may ask you to light theirs.

It’s one of the last things we all have in common.

Are these the same people who are trying to take Kum & Go from us?

Wilson for the barbecue and biscuits.

Rick Camp approves.

Too soon.

For the po-leece, I’m guessing this is something from the Afro Man cannon.

That’s insane but I do like the idea of you all of a sudden showing up in a Bentley.

We would have found her if he was there.

Sorry to hear about your friend. Our Eastern European contacts from Rick’s and/or Cheetah can bail you out.

Nothing good can come of this.

Follow me to (the) Magic City.

Wife’s upcoming acl surgery can confirm.

Less than one might think, given their geography.

My parents in Tifton have one book in common with W.E.B. Dubois.

Well, if what some of their “team rapture” supporters are right, it could happen.

Once again: Falconing