New roomie asked a stupid question if I wanted a giant beanbag chair someone was giving away (OF COURSE I WANT THAT SHIT GIMMIE 5)

I was a bit hesitant to stick myself, but literally went "OH" when I did. It slid right in and didn't quite hurt like I thought it would've

Pasty white juicy thigh with a band-aid on it

but hey at least now I know how to inject hormones !

that's fucked up 😮‍💨

Thank God for fix-a-flat though, I wish it could fix my headache though

OH MY GOD
Just found the back tire also has a screw in it, they didn't check all the tires so ofc there was two problem tires

How much longer do you have ?

Hey, silver lining lol
Personally not very supportive of her being mean to you - nay, transphobic. Not a fan :/

Aaand I actually gotta replace multiple tires bc they're dry-rotted and can blow out 😮‍💨😮‍💨 and they all gotta match

That's complete nonsense 😮‍💨 "too girly" ? what's next, the sun is too bright?

Lmao, ran over a screw.
Luckily Pep Boys on Baum could take me and is open til 7.

Better than the gravel truck on 30 that blew a tire..probably where I ran over the screw 🤔🤔

"Tonight" - 5 in the morning 😵‍💫 🌄

Today is so fucked up, I LOST MY LESBIAN COLORED 'YURI' BRACELET

*bonus hole*

n e w a n g l e u n l o c k e d

You can tell bc of how perfectly square the redness is

Ironically it turns out that that is actually contact dermatitis from the bandages I was applying in hopes of not letting my burn get infected lmao

I'm the last patient left in the waiting room and the friendly nurse just called me a lucky lady cuz it's almost my turn 😖😖

Just got gendered correctly SO HARD at the UPMC urgent care I think I passed out for a second 😵😵

☺️ kisses you back w/ the power of a thousand soft pillows

Stopp lol that's so funny

"Ugg go school for wheel become smarter ugg futureproof ugg roth IRA"

"Guys. Ugg know that Ugg's caveKIDS are using wheel every DAY. So Ugg getting with program. You want learn wheel with Ugg?"

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

SO REAL
when you see the cute girl changed her hair and somehow got even cuter

dishwasher that only makes muffled drum and bass sounds

Thank you pretty lady 🥰 only about as half as beautiful as you are though 😍

Took pictures in the bathroom then immediately tried to push open the sliding door at bantha tea 😩