thanks 🥹

A photo shows a dog wearing sunglasses. A headline reads: take it easy. A caption under the headline say: fuck your job. Money is fake. Society isn’t natural. And the sun is going to explode.

Good news, everyone!

I found a new life coach.

Ok but now I need one

I have a tattoo of one of these guys 🩷💛

I hung out two loads of washing and pulled a handful of weeds up. Is it summer already? Because I think I’m sunburnt. #Hobart 🫠

also “hygiene reasons” is really telling on yourself bro

Wildlife returns after Tasmanian sheep paddock restored as wetland A sheep farmer has welcomed the restoration of an internationally significant wetland on his property outside of Hobart. The collaboration of a non-profit organisation with landowners, scientists, the Aboriginal community and governments has allowed the return of a vital ecosystem.

Wildlife returns after Tasmanian sheep paddock restored as wetland: www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-13/tasmania...

bloody great season to be a queenslander I tell ya 🏉

We kept getting frustrated with each other until we found something we could agree on: fk nahzees

I’ve had both at once for two years running with zero noticeable side effects, so there we have the other end of the spectrum.

it’s been 24hrs now but I’m still reeling over my dad saying “hxmxs using kids as human shields” about the CURRENT state of the jeanoside. He also mentioned how disgusted he was over ppl 🎉ing YKW’s myrrhder. Reckons his algo’s showing him the full picture. I genuinely can NOT with that boomer 😭

I think more people should call me Your Meminence

In all seriousness though, the Tasmanian Socialists party launches later this month

I’m lodging a vote of no confidence in both of them and taking over state politics in a coup

Neither potential Premier for Tasmania has laid out a pathway to office which demonstrates they can GOVERN, only that they can ‘win’ on a technicality. That’s what’s so offensive. The result of #politas suggests you should humble yourself before your electorate in both word & deed, but neither has.

Daily Beast headline. Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by buffalo on safari.

Excellent news.

I was big and brave tonight and talked to my new housemate about pulling her socks up regarding chores and I think it actually went well 🥹

this is also how I used to deal with a “hi” opening on dating apps

Don’t worry, this is an amazing result! He’s taking himself out of womens’ way completely. Really doing his job to keep those women safe ☺️

Apparently that’s what YOU think, praise genus

I’m drinking a warm beverage while it’s still warm!!! What a novelty for me!!!

Tis the season!!! 🌷🌷🌷

The King of Clark 👑 we’re SO lucky to live in the electorate of the GOAT Independent

Well said!!

Oh my god!!! the sea is such an alien planet

just the name Dean Winter gives me such immense second-hand embarrassment these days

ten bucks says the coworker is a man

In an attempt to creep downstairs quietly so as to not disturb my housemate, instead I missed the top step and smashed down onto my shin so hard that the bruising is ALREADY evident and this was only five minutes ago

insane that twerp hasn’t even apologised. hope he’s fucking embarrassed