Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

This pinched nerve has been giving me a whole lot of pain for the past couple of weeks but it felt good to be around close friends in a karaoke room for a bit tonight. ❤️

An excellent night with humans I adore.

Ken flipping the bird

@jordangb.bsky.social: is this still Sleep Token?
@shepardcdr.bsky.social:

Deeply thankful and troubled that my visit today to urgent care/pharmacy was $25 with insurance but was $250 the last time I went without insurance

We don’t yearn enough anymore

God that sounds amazing 😭

All of these are great but, gosh, that first one really is something else

Oh I thought folks were talking about Allbirds because they were just sold

Not because of, uh... that

(reads list of materials used to make Allbirds shoes) boss you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Oh wow all of these are great

Logging off

North-North Staff Writer

See that's what I'm talking about

You don’t need a show to watch while you’re eating

Mr. Do? No no, that’s my father. Please, call me

❤️❤️❤️

Fuck

It’s ok I’m sorry too 😭

Well RIDDLE me THIS, HARRIS

Saw a jeep scoot by with cop lights on and I swear to god if that wasn’t Leon Kennedy

These are the kinds of texts I live for

L line conductor can’t seem to get this train into first gear smdh

I need a better understanding of the hierarchy and taxonomy of terms used by folks who work at delis. So far with the ones local to me I'm called:

• Buddy (1)
• Boss (1)
• Brother (2)

oh

Mustard drawn out like it’s engraved in the One Ring

Phil

Made a simple site for the things I write about. Will probably send out newsletters first and then post here a few days later, like a Friday and then Monday.
twothings.site

Cat sleeping on a leather office chair in front of a warmly lit living room.

Dimly lit concrete stairs illuminated by accent lighting at the base of each step

Sending out the next Two Things newsletter in a couple of hours. Wrote about experiences that make me feel comforted and prepared.

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