the length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

Has anybody suggested ignoring Senators and Congresspeople since they're all useless and, instead, calling and e-mailing Fox "News" in the hopes that one of their found objects can talk sense into Cheeto Pedo on air since they're the only people he listens to anyway?

You can call Delta’s customer service line at +1-800-455-2720 but IF YOU ARE A SKYMILES MEMBER (check your email if you ever flew Delta!) then you absolutely SHOULD call the SkyMiles dedicated number +1-800-323-2323 and tell them how deplorable this is. They *give a shit* about your view of this.

Lady G is angry. Are Grindr's servers down again?

Did you vacuum up enough dog hair to knit 20 sweaters?

I think someone who hadn't been to Kansas City in several years landed there and had a heart attack when they saw how shitty the "new" airport is compared to the old classic one.

I have many issues with the way the BBC frames things, but they were spot on this time.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Not interested in Yglesias or Elon's Child Sex Emporium.

NO REFORMS!!! No "wait until Democrats are in power" bullshit! Remember how Mitch McConnell got the Republicans (who were in more of a minority than Dems are now) to stonewall everything Obama tried to do? DO WHAT YOU WERE HIRED TO DO! ABOLISH ICE NOW!!

You can't reform that mess. It must be abolished.

Was that the little kid with the cute hat that the ICE pigs kidnapped the other week that he gave the Grammy to?

And that it was all done in broad daylight with no smoke, mirrors or lights to help.

R.I.P. to the absolutely brilliant, hilarious and kind Catherine O'Hara.

I think they know. It's no coincidence that the Grindr servers get stretched to a breaking point in cities every time there's some sort of big Republican convention there. They're self-loathing and closeted and take out their loathing and hatred on the rest of us.

Love that version!!

Fantasy is reality in the world today.......

listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.

I'll trade you for a Guinness World Record from 2011 or 2012.

I don't think Krasnov can do that.

Is he drunk? He sure seems to be slurring his words a lot.

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵

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I know they consumed lots of laxatives in Charlotte. They were met with a very "bless your heart" resistance. That's why they fled so quickly.

ABOLISH ICE!

Fuck, yeah!! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day!!!

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You're imagining things.

Honorable mention goes to "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprize" by Devo.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls