Blessed are the peacemakers with which I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious anger...

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"Dare to be devoted...to fleecing as many people as possible..."

I'm waiting for the follow up where he asks for the keys to the car...

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Hmmm... sounds like the penultimate line in a Trump-crafted fairy tale...

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Hmmm... a six-year-old DM, who fudges every dice roll, homebrews everything, retcons all his disasters, and min-maxes every conceivable situation he fabricated, but, yeah, I see it...

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Now I can't claim to be on speaking terms with His Holiness, but I'm going out on a limb and say he is really not in favor of ANYBODY having nuclear bombs...might even say the gravest concern he'd have is that our country has nuclear weapons and he has been...um... entrusted with the launch codes...

Hmmm... just wondering if Dr. Trump, Mental Patient will be doing rounds at the medical facilities...

Hmmm... just wondering if Dr. Trump, Mental Patient will be doing rounds at the medical facilities...

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"But for now I have patience... the patience that comes from having enough money to order DoorDash from Arkansas whenever I want, of course..."

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Hmmm...makes me wonder how Mr. Trump's supporters would react if it was Mr. Putin or Kim Jong-Un saying this about the US...

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Soooo...partners with Iran and Israel.... hmmmm....

In all honesty, I would take one of those flag stanchions for president over him...

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Hmmm... and he probably got a 5 point bump from his disenchanted base for saying that about former President Biden ...

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Hmmm... so now he finally gets around to "Infrastructure Week".... pretty sure this is not what many Americans were hoping for...

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Hope your mind is clearer now... enjoy the day with your family...

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Hey...hey... there's a VERY big difference between Satan and Mr. Trump... the Devil can at least quote the scripture accurately...

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He makes it so simple... let's see if it works with a little tweaking... If you embrace authoritarianism, you become authoritarians... or perhaps fascists... why does that seem so much more accurately than his? Ah, well...

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Well, that's because it is an EXcursion... kind of like the one the SS Minnow took... you know, the three hour type that turns into a year or seven...

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Ah, the long awaited sequel... Strictly Concentration Camps...sure that Strictly War Crimes will not be far behind...

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Or, what I suspect will happen, is they will use her own malfeasance while AG as a tacit threat and she'll keep quiet under fear of her being under the microscope and face legal consequences...

Pretty accurate description...

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Copromancy... take care...

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It's because they don't play football; they play a villainous form of Calvinball where they will go to great lengths to win every time...

Oh good, because I think Republican presidents who do what he does are "stupid" and "disloyal," not to mention a whole host of other choice adjectives to boot...

I second this emotion... take care...

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Ummm.. hi, Mr. Trump, American citizen here nearing sixty years now... so, yeah, not feeling much safer at all... in fact, feeling a whole lot more unsafe between your *ummm* imprudent actions and the threat of retaliation from Iran and its proxies... so, yeah, not very safe at all... TYFYATTM