learn to sit back and observe

not everything needs a reaction

rise and shine blue skiers

apparently you can’t post hentai of a man fucking a steaming lobster to blue sky because of the woke agenda

watching twitter collapse like

how does this make you feel bluesky

NBA: Heat
NFL: Dolphins
MLB: Marlins (If i watched baseball)
NHL: Panthers (If i watched hockey)
NCAA: USC + Clemson
Soccer: Tottenham

Explaining to friends why Elon did this to twitter

Elon in 24 Hours

this happened to my buddy eric once

lets show this app how it’s done

nothing helps a website like forcing people off of it

forgot about the existence of this app for a few weeks there

everytime i open this app i have 4 new random followers i have never heard of that follow 30 thousand people

how am i supposed to play subway surfers without my ASMR sand????

wow this pic does go hard, may i screenshot

how did you do that. is it too late for me to do it

we need to get trump on bluesky STAT

what if the real hellthread was the friends we made along the way

THE GOAT HAS ARRIVED

telepathically giving all bluesky users a purple nurple

skeeting out that i’m using fentanyl

wassup

call me gwyneth paltrow the way i make her pussy candle goop

i loved it when paul atreides said “it’s dunin time” and duned into the worms gaping maw

i just joined and all i’ve heard about is this hellthread

that literally sounds like the worst fucking app ever. im home.

sir a second gooner has started skeeting in his goon cave

this shit is about to get real good