*deep breath* THE 90S WERE A SCAM BY BIG FETISH TO SELL MORE SLIME

*i am forcibly removed from the open mic*

the Vikings didn't have turkeys so it's up to us to discern these things

if you get killed by a turkey you go to valhalla

anhedonia? i don't even know ya!

we all know I have no life, so:

From the PrinceVault dot com website entry for "When You Were Mine": While specific recording dates are not known, the album sessions took place from May to June 1980, in Prince's North Arm Drive Home Studio in Orono, Minnesota (credited as "Somewhere in Uptown"), and completed in June 1980 at Hollywood Sound Recorders & in Los Angeles, California.

Prince was the original "radically redefine the boundaries of Uptown Minneapolis" guy

It takes some time and commitment, but regularly going out to clean up and show people care at any time of day builds relationships where you can respectfully ask people to change behaviors in shared public spaces and they’ll abide. Uncredited volunteering costs the city nothing.

I always enjoy when Backerkit says it's found a better address for me than the one I picked, and it's just my regular address but in all caps. It's like buying stuff from the Beastie Boys

The Tonight Show is built to liquify all phenomena into content. Trump, the political reactionary and demagogue, the harbinger of a crisis, was treated not as a threat to democracy or a figure of public concern, but just another wacky celebrity guest willing to play along. Fallon and his show are not horrifying because they are malevolent, actively creating suffering in the world, but because of a thoughtless, systematic refusal to perceive any of their work as having ethical consequences. Trump’s monstrosity becomes merely eccentric, as neoliberal media packaged as entertainment normalizes a failing status quo.

Illustration of Jimmy Fallon looking demonic

This is such a great encapsulation of the horror of the Tonight Show.

www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

actually, doing a revenge gerrymander is the moderate compromise position. hope this helps

Psst. We’re working on getting recognition for Mineral Cup & need some help.

If we can pull it off, it’s warm-fuzzies for our volunteers, but it also opens doors for having the resources to do some neat things for the 10th Mineral Cup (how is that on the horizon??)

THE PARTY IS WHO SHOWS UP

The thing about it is that we all agreed a long time ago that it hurts when someone hits you and so we agreed that it should be a rule not to do that.

Agate Lovers Campaign for State Park License Place Contest A group of passionate supporters of the state gemstone have banded together to create a state park license plate contest featuring Lake Superior agate and the North Shore.

A group of passionate supporters of the state gemstone have banded together to create a state park license plate contest featuring Lake Superior agate and the North Shore. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...

Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed

keep posting queen 💅👑

capitalism is so fuckin stupid what on earth are we even doing here boys

#mnwx 55407

it's hailing and the air smells like manure 😑

the beautiful spirit of Forums is alive

awooooo

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

a zine can be anything

three sparkys -- one says I'm from 2026, it's an endless hellscape of pain and madness

panel from 2020, from a cartoon about time traveling Sparky(s)

My phone keeps recommending bedtimes to me. Yesterday it said to try going to bed between 1-130am. Today it says to try to go to bed between 530-6pm. Bruh

headline: being in the sandwich generation is costly. here's how much

sandwich expensive

wall street journal: Restaurants Are Finding It Harder Than Ever to Hire Someone to Wash the Dishes Immigration crackdown and tepid interest among teens make it tough to fill jobs marked by grueling work, low pay and high turnover

shocked pikachu (low res)

Instagram ad asking how many cows I have

I guess 50 is the most correct, but I think you might have some assumptions about the Instagram user base that I don't share.

Lmao everyone in my neighborhood risked literal execution on behalf of people who don’t speak our language, and everyone in the United States knows this, except apparently this racist, who was too busy racist-ing to notice

YOU - No, I want to get off now. I like pain and burning light and wanting things from people who don't want to give them to me.

Cinephiles will be like "this is my favourite movie. It's really bad."