Survived a Girl Scout camp-in at the Maryland Science Center, while attempting to wrangle ten third graders. Please clap.

Here's a fun thread

11, so just this side of manageable.

Meta threw a party for a right-wing influencer who wants to “save the West” The celebration offers a cocktail-fueled look at the tech behemoth's rightward pivot.

"The decorations included an archway that read 'Seeking Truth to Save The West,' underneath the words 'Presented by Meta' and the company’s logo." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Natalie Portman making up an imaginary boyfriend voice: Tanguy Destable

Just imagine all the badges on Tony Montana

“What were you slinging? Coke?”
“Thin Mints, actually”

The most stressful moment of cookie season might be its end, when I have to rock up to my local bank with nearly a grand in cash stuffed in a zip loc bag, and swear up and down this is Girl Scout money

without lionizing Leo XIV too much, i think people are brought up short by encountering someone in a position of authority who seems to have commitments to stable concepts of right and wrong that supersede class loyalty to other powerful people (which is largely the same as what Dan is saying)

If they settle, I think it's an impeachable offense for both him and the AG.

Another point for EV supremacy I guess

Woof. I’m sorry. Deep breaths.

How you know you’ve hit middle age: your demographic’s media consumption habits are Everyone’s Problem, systemically

How you know you’ve hit middle age: your demographic’s media consumption habits are Everyone’s Problem, systemically

The New York Times is now blocking The Wayback Machine from accessing its articles.

That means you'll no longer be able to view archived versions of NYT stories published in 2026 and beyond on archive.org.

(All those posts you see tracking changes to NYT headlines and ledes? They relied on WBM).

step one: make sure they are 30 years younger and work directly under you

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Macklemore

any theory must explain the repeated "Hwæt" beginning "Thrift Shop"

Well, zen, have a nap

AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

Much as it pains me to say this, we need a complete and total ban on Millennial group chats until we can figure out what’s going on here

I love Headley’s translation. And she’s on here! Flowers for @mariadahvana.bsky.social

Men do your late blooming in private challenge m

The End of the World YouTube video by AlbinoBlackSheep

Anyway the OG

This is one of those verbal tics that is so embedded that I keep forgetting it’s actually from something

I'd almost forgotten. Somehow.

My ADHD would be so incredibly well fed with a constant stream of new hobbies

wait they are going head-to-head

I'd never fly coach again. And a personal chef three nights a week.

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Lol. So you mean to tell me he walked away from his comedy show 20 years ago and a multi million dollar contract, all because he recognized that “the wrong people were laughing a bit too hard at his jokes”… but he didn’t know that transphobes also would laugh too hard at his transphobic “humor” ???