new hockey romance fan: omg what is check please about?
you: would you rather find a person or 1000 roaches in your attic. this is important

Teddy, a fluffy, tan puppy looks at you while perched on a white comforter. his front feet are folded respectfully. it is hard to tell what the shape of his cute face is through all the floof.

This is Teddy. Despite his name, he is not actually a teddy bear that has come to life. Just happens to be an exceptionally soft and cute and cuddly little guy. 13/10 (IG: teddytheduke)

a light blond golden retriever puppy wearing an olive green beanie sits on a picnic table in a park. the trees in the background are green and orange with fall foliage. his floppy green beanie is pulled down on his noggin, pressing a line of his fluffy forehead fur forward, and gluing his ears to the sides of his face. he looks ever so slightly downcast that no one understands him. photo credit wat.ki on instagram

This is Poet. He would have really crushed it as a barista in the early to mid-2010s. Born in the wrong decade smh. 12/10

a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)

a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

happy 56th anniversary Scooby-Doo, Where Are You 🎉
#ScoobyDoo

could also be because it was boycotted over a plot point that could’ve easily been removed

Jordan Peele's #Nope was released 3 years ago today 🛸

an australian cattle dog stands and looks on with a somewhat tired expression as a miniature version of herself chews gleefully on the laces of a person’s loafers. he is so small, and she is so exhausted.

This is Ziggy. She already told her son Zeus to stop doing that with your shoe, but he won't stop. Not sure what to do now. 12/10 requesting backpup (IG: ziggy.acd & zeus.christmas.puppy)

will we ever see yaoi on big brother 🤔

16 dollars after tax for a 9:30 am movie ticket….. what is this world coming to

every now and then I make a post in the stoncy tag on tumblr. just to assert my dominance

This is Taco. He is the most relaxed little guy in the world. Mostly because he does not know about emails or the economy, but shoulder rubs help too. 13/10 (IG: tacofoxyhuahua)

The gryphon king by Sara Omer

Ascension by S.T. Gibson

TWO poly fantasy novels released today omg… i hope to read both soon

things could be worse. charli xcx could be playing jadis

but if we get new albums from noah Kahan and the oh hellos this year then all bets are off

actually rn my prediction for my top 5 in no particular order is ludwig göransson, djo, the head and the heart… and maybe the Hadestown and Hamilton casts 😭😭

i listen to the sinners soundtrack so much that at this rate ludwig göransson is going to be my top artist in my Spotify wrapped

a tan pug with a black snoot is being held back from a tray of fresh cookies by the scruff of his neck. the whites of his eyes are exposed, and the fur on top of his head is wrinkled. despite his human's efforts, the pug sticks his tongue out in a desperate attempt to reach the tasty treat.

This is Charlemagne. He is being held back from freshly baked cookies because they are "too hot." Promises his tongue has touched worse. 12/10 (X: charlemagnepug)

they need to release a stoncy clip or still or something so i can once more experience positive feelings related to stranger things. otherwise it may be too late for us

Congratulations, the universe sent you this dog because you have been chosen. Joy awaits. 13/10

I CANNOT stop thinking about 28 Years Later.

oh non oomf i am so sorry

Righttttt me too

non oomf this IS sickening … im so sorry for whatever your timeline is going thru

Omg I loooooved this book

there was a family and it was a non-linear timeline. i fear i might’ve been inspired by we were liars because thats what i was watching last night 😭

had a dream last night this scary horror movie was coming out and i saw it early and it was so good and scary and now i’m mad that a) it doesn’t actually exist and b) i can’t remember what it was about

Some good news to share today!