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I study racist politicians from the Jim Crow era and this is on par with anything that John Rankin, Theodore Bilbo, or Cotton Ed Smith ever said in public
Americans elected the only new yorker alive who has never set foot in a bodega bsky.app/profile/atru...
This man has had to apologize for far too many things to be taken seriously. If you are taking him seriously it’s because you are an unserious person.
RIP #joeyramone who left this world on this date in 2001 #ramones
If you cannot accept that the pope is the head of the church and knows more about faith than you’ve learned in your three years at Fascist Academy for Backwards Theology, then maybe converting to Catholicism is not the right move for you.
I'm addicted to Gamache no matter how the much plots gets bizarre
So ICE wears masks and critics can't be anonymous ....🤔
Trump super-charging his military budget just puts him in an even stronger position when he decides to install the military in every corner of our lives
Left: a show whose writers constantly introduced major plot turns without any idea how to deal with them later.
Right: a show whose creators came up with their ending early on and stuck to it, no matter the mounting evidence that it was no longer viable.
Planning in TV is wildly overrated.
Zeldin had no idea his campaign treasurer & babysitter of many years, Nancy Marks, was a crook. Or so he claimed.
Earl & Clyde... #KnicksSky
Happy Birthday, Clyde Frazier 🎉🎈🎂
The Dept of Defense is lowering standards for everyone except the highly qualified, motivated people who belong to minority groups the White House despises.
Based on his new recruitment policies, Hegseth cares more about winning culture wars than the real war he just helped start. trib.al/f2gGETs
Today, UConn basketball has the small task of beating both God and The Devil
3-RUN HOMER FOR ROBERT JR. 💥
Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
Holy New York.
This.
Also Dem Primary had more than 9 candidates, ranked voting, and all of the negativity went against Cuomo.
ZM won with lower majority than Adams did in previous election
look how almost-lifelike it seems, as it stiffly walks on its own two feet. what a marvel of engineering. you could be forgiven for imagining that it has feelings, and thoughts of its own. oh, and the robot walking next to Melania looks pretty good, too.
Melania's more robotic than an actual robot, Christofascists blame the Jews, MAGA has no brains, and Donny gives two batshit speeches in one day. I mock the shit out of all this dumbfuckery and more in "this week in stupid." thank you for your attention to this post. link is here: bit.ly/4s2IcV3
Back at Citi Field: parking was much improved; the weather is not. However, I got my replica ring.
Current administration will not be successful in their attempts to whitewash or rewrite the contributions of social justice leaders. Their impact and legacy are here among us all #humanity #equity #JohnLewis #PeteSeeger #HankAaron #MLB #painting #art
He quotes a conservative activist: "What really motivated the Tea Party was a deep, philosophical disagreement with Obama about what government should be." Yeah, if there's anything I remember about the Tea Party, it's all the deep philosophers. Were they the ones holding "Go Back to Africa" signs?
Donald Trump doesn't have to worry about a retaliatory assassination from Iran. Iran is smart enough to know that keeping Donald alive would do more damage to the United States than every bomb in their inventory.
Hadn't seen that he floated naming the Straits of Hormuz after himself.
Will be a bit more difficult than the US press rolling over re the Gulf of Mexico.
I always refuse to reveal my political beliefs,
whenever I appear on Megyn Kelly’s show.
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below: 1. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. 2. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation … 3. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people. 4. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners … 5. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice … 6. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices … 7. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. 8. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. 9. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. 10. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: 11. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: 12. For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit … 13. For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: 14. For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 15. For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury: 16. For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: 17. For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: 18. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. 19. He has … destroyed the lives of our people. 20. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
9 As I begin to travel the country to talk up The Overseer Class, I cannot help but comment on how the multiracial makeup of ICE—overwhelmingly majority non-white in my one encounter so far—is a an important part of making ICE routine, mundane, accepted www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
Something peculiar: Democrats by most accounts seem to have forced Republicans to blink (ie, pass a DHS bill without ICE funding and force them to pass ICE funding via reconciliation). Nevertheless, lots of folks seem to think Democrats caved. As a Republican once told me “take the damn win.”
You could just have republicans vote for the dem bill to fund TSA.
