first time since I was a kid 😀

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gm Gen X was the last generation of feral children they can’t take that away from us

gm are you on the left or on the right

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food for thought

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gm who should I follow today

on Threads. on course to be successful but anodyne the discourse is so goddamn boring

ok no more twitter for today

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the middle-aged male instinct to suddenly become a professional boxer

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sup

let’s go get it

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that’s an owl!

please make middle school level math literacy a high school graduation requirement. thank you.

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The New York Times Needs To Chill Time and again, Times reporters respond to criticism with disdain, even though this is exactly how the paper told readers they should offer their criticism

With the New York Times now trying to take credit for uncovering all sorts of lies told by George Santos, I would like to remind everyone that NYT blew it by not looking into him *at all* ahead of the election https://www.readtpa.com/p/chill-out-barbaro

gm it’s always dune buggy o’clock somewhere

you might be wondering how I got here

sooo uhh true story my waitress’s name is “Swastika”

I’m obsessed with the fact that desert sand dunes really do produce vibrating sounds when you walk on them how did I not know this before