My winter woolly hat!

Oh man, I'm in UK so not legal.

...but fuck it, I'm SCHMOKING!

Yes Gringo.

Going to hit a bowl right now.

What's the listening choices today? I went for a Stevie Wonder - Talking Book, Innervisions and Secret Life of Plants triple header (but then I'm at least 5 hours ahead)

Even more Hogan. Jeez...

I'd rather watch this guy.

#Wrestlemania

Oba Femi retired Brock Lesnar. That is a made man

#Wrestlemania

That fight was too quick.

#Wrestlemania

Ok WWE, tonight had better be better than last night..

#wrestlemania

Who wants the FIFA thing? Isn't that the Knob hell piss prize?

I'm smelling fear. Keeping it within our own 30 yards is not the one.

???
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Two options for the second half.

Either play the best half of football this season, or don't complain about the Champions League.

If Enzo assists and Garnacho scores, their celebration is going to make Adebayor look low key!

Today I gave my bong a deep clean in preparation for Wrestlemania.

#Wrestlemania

#WWE #Wrestlesky

UK guy here.

The most stupid sentence I've ever heard was "I'm voting for Boris Johnson. He's funny"

The Dems who back him are going to pay.

I really think that not investing in lube was a bad idea. The US public has been fucked so much, I would have been a multi millionaire.

At tonight’s game if you see or hear discriminatory behaviour of any nature, report it directly to the club chelseafc.com/en/report-abuse, followed by details of the incident, or report it to Kick It Out. kickitout.org/report.

#NoToHate | #WhoeverYouMayBe | #RetireTheChant 🏳️‍🌈⚽️🏳️‍⚧️

Hello, European here.
Can confirm we're not "gone".

Actually we're laughing at the irony of Americans, of all people, saying we're "gone"

Yes. Cameron initiated it then resigned. May came in then was replaced by Johnson, who really wanted to mess with interest rates (a bit like Trump) and Carney stopped that from happening.

Boris Johnson got voted in "because he's funny" (yes, people actually voted that way).

Well if I have to pick a side....

(It's an old code but it still checks out!)

When he was head of BoE, the Prime Minister was Boris fucking Johnson.

If it wasn't for Carney, we'd have been FUCKED.

Hey, Brit here 👋

Can confirm that Carney does indeed know economics and was brave enough in his job as head of the BoE to tell politicians how stupid they were.

I wonder if she can fit her fist in her mouth? 🤔

This is one serious disadvantage to Netflix.

I'd rather watch adverts than another 3 minutes of yeet!
#WWERAW

Roman Reigns telling it like it is from his holodeck. #WWERaw

I'm atheist. I at the very least need proof.

Having said that, the New Testament seems to be rather prophetic!

bsky.app/profile/gnoc...

The new testament of the bible is basically a warning against Trump.

It's almost enough to make me a believer!!

Thanks for the reminder. Just bought.