Ok I know this is probably racist or something to say but as a native English speaker the surname "Takeshita" will never not be funny to me

Ok let's say you're with an enby. You might wanna know: AMAB or AFAB? The easiest way to figure this out is to ask the enby. Then they're gonna kick you in the groin. If it hurts like a motherfucker and you're writhing on the ground, you're more likely AMAB

Aren't there fucks (besides you) who actually work retail in high school

God I haven't existed in so fucking long what is UP

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS? | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 19 YouTube video by Secret Base

pretty good, episode 19: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?"

an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email

now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:

Also my birthday

Yo what up everyone it's like the one day a month that I actually exist let's do this shitttt

Nerd (/affectionate)

She speaks the truth!

I feel called out but damn

Don't fuckin joke lmao

Apparently we got a sixth member here. I mean I knew that on some level, I was in the meeting we had about it, but I haven't fronted since. Damn

Ever met the gay Irish switches? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

Correcting a misconception: plural systems don't usually have a serial killer alter. But, in my experience, most of us *do* know which one of us would be the serial killer if we did

(It's @blwglyd.bsky.social for us)

FYI insulting people is basically my love language or whatever the fuck nerds call it so. If you see me bullying someone on here, it's consensual, and if I step over a line, the person I'm bullying is free to let me know

Hahaha I read this so fucking late that she's not even your gf anymore. I stole your whole ass girlfriend, dweeb

Nerd :p

Most of my friends use pronouns.page for that

Google trends results for the search term 'trump rule 34' for the last 4 hours. There's a tiny bump at 4p ET and then it really starts climbing at 5p

lol people keep falling for the whole "there is a SPECIAL RULE to clear him of the 34 counts!!! Google trump rule 34"

I feel like you and Tess are the first pair of headmates I've ever seen have separate social media accounts but both post selfies

(I got four other fuckers runnin around my head and one of em is a hypnotist)

What kinda strange? I might know a thing or two about strange head feelings

You're outnumbered bitch

Okay but why

messaging a plural gf with "to whom it may concern" until i know who's fronting

Yo @profkairo.bsky.social why the fuck is our phone in Spanish when exactly zero of us are Latine

Bitch

Our heads are fulla nerds I swear

Took "write what you know" to its absolute fuckin limit lmfao

Yyyyyep. Fucker wrote a whole trilogy where a couple from Chicago names their kid "Link" after the character and then he realizes Zelda actually happened in Chicago. Like a thousand years ago or some shit