90 year old poop parlor still makes poop the old fashioned way

There’s so many people that still get extremely pissed just at the concept of a “Karen”

BREAKING: Joe “poopy butthole cancer” Biden still alive at 96

“Part”

Poop + Fart

*pitching my phone against a wall as fast as possible when I see a post that disrespects women*

Pondering the ancient mysteries has enlightened me in the ways of

Primordial Fishing

“I’m so hungry ow my tummy hurts because I’m so hungry”

O.K. so u don’t know how to fish

🎣 😂

*naked and shitting while falling off of the Empire State Building*

“IT’S GONNA BE A BROWN SUMMER’”

Fly fishing

www.bible.com

back from my hospital stay

#hotairballoonaccident

I just invented a way to fish 100 times at once

Kia Soul drivers be like:

now where did I park my Kia Soul?

INVESTMENTS!!!

NOT!

Guys is my favorite podcast

You watching Star Wars: Haha! Awesome! I love the laser battles and war!

Me: You do realize millions of people are being killed? 🤨

Sidewalks are just roads for people

What if cars were people and they could love and be politicians

OVERWATCHY

Big day for Protestants

Probably

I’ve solved The Ultimate Equation. I understand all of reality. I am alone in my study. This may be my last message to the lower beings of earth.

#fishing

@bigangryrock.bsky.social L.O.L.

The martial artists were stoping me from fishing

Me after defeating one thousand kung fu masters in combat only to see one million more enter the dojo:

Heh, bring it on…

Fishing is like fighting in war if you think about it

Jorking it to AI generated porn should be punishable by jail time

Things you never want to find in your Dark Sanctum at 3:00AM on a Tuesday:

1. Orc Barbarian
2. Halfling Thief
3. Elf Wizard
4. Dwarf Cleric
5. Your Imp rummaging through the foodstores