at this point, the only person who can save me is KFC transmasc chloe sevigny

drag king name Big Sir

i am chud son reincarnated

that ozempic is whooping y’all’s ass.. get off it NOW.

man eating grocery store sushi with his hands at the bus stop

getting asked if i’m a manager at a place i definitely don’t work. god is testing me in ways only i understand.

every time an influencer moves to New York an angel loses its wings

pre-checked my man purse

dl tsa trade

using an ai headshot on linkedin… ***

i’m lying but the concept of a man pursue being stolen is killing me

had my man purse stolen

just saw a gay guy thirst trap with the caption “fahrenheit 451”.

just came across a gay conservative canadian who enjoys heated rivalry. starting to believe we’re ai generating people now…

juicy was portraying jojo siwa, but if she was part rabid dog #dragrace

based on the noise, my upstairs neighbor must be a carpenter doin 80hr/wk and learning tap dance in their free time.

washing down my oral minoxidil and finasteride with a diet dr. pepper #NeedThat

how there are straight graphic designers in this world is beyond me

we’re in an irony epidemic 💔

well yes, I DO begin my day by reading all the newsletters i’ve subscribed to.

most artists are afraid to draw fat people and IVE HAD ITTTT.

my hobbies include shoplifting and microwaving silverware

the dunkin ai commercial..

i’m not even fronting, everyone i’ve seen speak ill of bad bunny has been absolutely chopped.

they are having some ugly people convention over that at turning point ig?

i just went to the whitest, straightest disco.. felt like an office party

if you’re annoying enough, you will get what you want out of this life

i bet listening to chappel roan feels good as hell when ur a lesbian

wish i was a lesbian :p

sometimes dr pepper taste more like water than water taste like water #iykyk

“the uggos never stay home”