I think they just call that good old-fashioned full hole hockey up in Canadussy don't they

She's gorgeous and the love is apparent in her little gaze

I won't edit my skeet, it's either staying bottled up or it's getting let out into the world the hard way, just as it comes

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yooooouuuuuuuuuuu

I get it, the Zoomer Commissars will try me for having a year younger girlfriend soon, unless she wises up to the dangers of a weird stranger she's known for decades and his deranged appetites for love and hot action

It was a good run, make sure my compost goes to a nice garden please...

New organization "Broadway Voices for Palestine," announces that tomorrow, they will be performing a virtual reading of plays written by Palestinian children.

Proceeds will go to The Hands Up Project charity.

Allie Trimm, who plays Glinda in Wicked on Broadway, explains more:

Back2Backshots

Can't get two in the bush, only got the one to work with and she's shaving these days anyhow, sorry metal jerk, maybe next time

If you make $150k and want to date me too bad, I do not

'chat is it grooming to go out with my (53M) 'friend' (52F) who asked me out I feel creppy'

You guys can't even read and you're 27. Why don't you focus on learning to sound it out before telling people who is worthy of love.

I haven't been shaving since like 2013 or something

Those look like mid-20th century criminologist textbook illustrations

'We call it a strong medium'

I think polygamy is different, nobody is allowed to love each other in a polygamule

don't have to eat if you put a lil food in all your toothpaste either

It could be that you just need to mix a different strain with a fresh terpene profile in their, to agonize the receptors and stuff

I have no followers and don't look that interesting, put me in coach

They won't
Pee
On
Da
Couch
And
Sit
There
all by themselves though, donkey

Why wouldn't you know that you don't want to know what that means though

tell my date that!!!

Shoulda flushed their ass out, with your foot

She should use more lube if he's having that hard a time stretching around it, I would think

Good riddance, you shitbag sewagefuck weasel, I hope all your scumbag friends join you by January at the latest

You said it to him though, and now you're calling him a dog

They say a hit dog hollers you know

Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe

I think it's the "saving up for braces" part of this story that adds a whole new level of ick. Like... that's a kid, man