I step on her every day, just the way she likes.

John Clayface, from the 2026 DC Comics horror movie Clayface, starring Clayface.

What pictures of me always end up looking like.

I'm on a DIFFERENT 'People who hate AI' block-list, not THE 'People who ate AI' block-list of the moment. That counts for something, right?

Was nice of Judge Dredd and Death to put aside their differences in order to pose for this photo.

The posters for the 2026 movies MICHAEL and Lee Cronin's THE MUMMY.

Can't believe there's TWO movies about child abusing monsters from beyond the grave out this week.

That makes me go HEEE HEEE

LEGO made a set just for you.

Gotta keep them kitties in business.

Honey, the Bluesky team are vibe coding again.

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Shout-out to teenage boy in 'Lee Cronin's The Mummy' who had a fuckin' 'Critters' poster on his wall, in the year 2026. A real one for sure. Hope all your...uh...hope that heals up for you soon, buddy.

Yoo that's a lotta fookin' pages, dawg.

Murderer

My favourite bag of chips is Ian Brutalmooses severed head.

A ★★★½ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) Spent all week hearing how this was kinda ass, so maybe that lowered my expectations quite a bit...but shit, I kinda dug this? It's not perfect, but it's very hard not to enjoy such an insanely overcr...

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Spent a (pretty long) evening watching Lee Cronin's THE MUMMY in IMAX.
I know people have been sour on this, but I had a good time personally. Not super original, but it's horror aesthetics are dialled up to 11, and its fucking disgusting in parts too. Hell yeah.

Oh hellll yes.

Beloved Chemistry Teacher Walter White, shooting that biker guy in the face with a gun bullet, from the hit movie Breaking Bad.

Getting a new follower on here, only to find out it's some dumb AI account and immediately blocking it like

Congrats!

That's pretty crazy to see your gal on the TeeeeeVee.

They sure love destroying them, though.

Found out Popeye's Chicken is a thing in the UK now earlier. Is it served with...Olive Oil? #Comedy #Jokes #Funny #PleaseLaugh #Help

Singing 'Killing in the Name Of' in the shower is a vibe, until people hear you shouting "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" into the water and begin to worry you have rabies.

Happy Birthday! Good luck with the Paintress, being 33 this year I was turned to dust already, sadly.

#BringBackLizard

A crudely drawn doodle of a cartoon Ram going (8 O , with PLACEHOLDER stamped over him.

Waow! It's 'You Should Follow @swanandram.bsky.social on Bluesky' Friday! Woawie! There's maybe a comic being posted there in the next couple months! Woaowow!!

Buying Tomodachi Life: Expensive, probably get bored, not funny enough to post any good bits.

Looking at Tomodachi Life Memes Online: Free, better than playing the game, people are funnier than me.
#Checkmate #Nintendoomed

A Pokemon GO screenshot of a guy in a Mimikyu hoodie with the hood up, in addition to a black face mask, black trousers, leather boots and weird gloves. (He also has a Gengar backpack on but you can only see the straps)

You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male form looks like. #TruthBomb #DealWithIt #Edging

Woody and Buzz must team up to get Bonnie to instead pay for a annual subscription to Disney®+™, the Home of Great Entertainment #Ad #Sponsored #ToyStory6 #ToyStory9

Just randomly remembered that Watch_Dogs movie they filmed almost two years ago now, and have never showcased, released or even spoken of again since. Must've been really good.