Eeeeee

No. I refuse

Sorry for ruining your mentions @toytorture.bsky.social XD!

No! Fuck you! Hard limit! Do not edge me with pendulum!

POV the sound of my cheeks getting clapped

How dare you! Kink is where I get to dress up all pretty and deal with my daddy issues while making pop culture references while we listen to my favourite Mongolian rock band… and after we have snacks and watch YouTube

I volunteer to be your practice! I have many “oof! That ain’t it chief” ready and waiting to go

Illustration of some sea creatures featured are sharks, a whale, dolphin, and a seal. The theme is dreamy and the colors used are mainly pink, purple, and blues

Dreamy ocean 🌠
#art #sharks

Illustration of some pokemon featuring mega ampharos, normal ampharos, mareep, flaafy, pikachu, pachirisu, emolga, pichu, zapdos, raichu, plusle, and minun

electric pals ⚡⚡⚡
#art #pokemon

Steal Something from Work Day April 15, every year

April 15 is Steal Something from Work Day!

Bosses, landlords, and billionaires steal from us continuously. It's not just wage theft—they've robbed us of the entire world, reducing everything to private property, commodities, or wreckage.

Let's snatch back what we can.

stealfromwork.crimethinc.com

Yaaaaaay ^^. You should see the paper cups we got for my birthday XD

Dinorawrs ^^

I will name them…

Doughbi-wan Kenobi

I will crush the cringe between my heavenly thighs!

Wait what’s happened? D:

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

Schlop schlop schlop schlop

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

It is absolutely on my list to get to but I’m afraid not this month :(. Hopefully next time?

illustrations of animals from the rodentia family featured are jerboa, hamster, mouse, guinea pig, rat, gerbil, squirrel, beaver, and chipmunk

little guys 🐁
#art

A quote-tweet by Butsay @Butsay_ : why are you so sick ae other cunt's genders as if it's any yer actual business? sittin up at night pure foamin at the mouth hinkin aboot other folk's genitals like a fuckin weirdo the tweet Butsay is quoting: Michael @mikeyreilly67 Sick a this gender shite if you've got a dick yer a boy if you've got a fud yer a lassie end of

in my book, this is the greatest tweet of all time

This MFer just like threw like 8things at me at once, and then just walks away into the other room while I’m trying to put it all together!

@yinx.bsky.social

I’m seeing more and more people with breath control machines and honestly it’s one thing to do breath control. Doing it automated for longer periods is something entirely different. The risks will go up exponentially.

* Heart attack risk
* Blood pH changes that you can’t monitor and fix

illustration of the fire pokemon starters featuring charmander, cyndaquil, torchic, chimchar, tepig, fennekin, litten, scorbunny, fuecoco, pombon

fire starters 🔥
#art #pokemon

Kathryn Janeway, Starfleet's ultimate weapon
#StarTrek

Thinking about doing Pawsome, but would need to find someone to room with. So if ya wanna share with this smooth brained husky give me an awoo! 🐶