Alex hates Thekla so much she didnt even care her husband was just kidnapped.

Its okay in Kayfabe.

Hi, welcome to my brain

Then a mandalorian shows up and im all OH FUCK THIS IS STAR WARS, THATS MAUL NOT CONAN.

Maul Ep 6.
I did not realize I was watching Maul ep 6.
From the sounds alone, my brain interpreted it as Conan the Barbarian. I look up and i see Maul doing a KATA with his dual-blade laser sword.

My brain is still: is this Conan? What Conan is this?!

I like people who, like me, pretend kayfabe is still a thing. Being all smarky about things is fine, fantasy booking is also fine -- i do both of these things. But the kayfabe? Mmm thats that sweet stuff.

Random nerd shit I love: the voice actors for Megatron and Optimus Prime in the original Transformers cartoon do voices in the most recent episode of Invincible.

Anways, they should book a Low Blow match where both dudes get racked in the nuts really hard before the bell rings hehhh.

What they could have done is cut the FTR segment until tomorrow, then had the MJF Darby match go a little longer, then do the double Gobstopper spot and the finish. The squash is the only thing im bothered by.

Thats Impossible Star Wars GIF Alt: Even Luke Skywalker knows that pro-wrestling isnt booked!

This is absolute nonsense. There is NO way they know who is gonna win beforehand! Thats impossible!

Hm. Thats two squashed this year for MJF, Darby and Brody. Interesting.

This has been wild so far... so much emotion. Dang.

But the quickness by which he granned Buffalo Hunter Hunter was kinda shocking. He was a good kid, and I think his wife is gonna have a delightful time with that book.

BOOM POW PING immediately: Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @stephengrahamjones.com . Cuz it left such an impression on me. He grabs it. I also suggested Weaveworld by Clive Barker cuz its Clive Barker, and Gerald Brom's novels.

Then he explains that his wife is a heavy reader looking to change her reading habits now that she is preggers. I dunno what she was reading before. But now she wants horror. And asks me for suggestions.

So I says I says, yes I do! (A minor lie, cuz now every time I read i get too comfies and then snooze midway through a paragraph, but an innocent lie!)

Its Korn.

Not so much now, because LIIIIIIIFE IS FUUUUUCKING ME INTHEBUTTHOLE. Sing it out loud and you'll get it.

Cough. Cough cough. Cough cough cough. Cough cough. Why yes I do!

There was a bit of joking back and forth and then he asks, "Do you read a lot of horror?"

He was like, "its like sometimes you have to give someone an obligatory hug when you pass through these aisles!" And I lol'd. Cuz there is very little space to pass someone by at a BnN.

But I was in the horror section and I had grabbed a book, I dont even remember what it was now, and was flipping through it when a gentleman passed by with an "excuse me, im sorry!" Pass by you do at bookstores.

I did not find anything that said that.

Oh. Man. So when I went to look for a DnD book the other day, I was at BnN. I did not find said DnD book so I was just looking for anything that said HAY DAMEYON, BUY ME.

Like one season of four characters thats like Spawn, Savage Dragon, Witchblade or the Darkness, and Shadowhawk or Madman. One can hope.

Im also hoping for Invincible War DLC based on the comics, but thats a reach.

I also like how Kirkman licensed Omni-Man to WB games for MK1 and was like IM GONNA MAKE MY OWN FIGHTING GAME WITH BLACK JACK AND HOOKERS. And it looks Hella good!

Since Kirkman was able to get Art Adams to do interior comic pages again, I think its only right for him to write a new Monkeyman & O'Brien comic for Art.

Both Marvel and DC have like SIX BILLIONTHED down on characters are more important than creators, and comic nerds keep falling for it.

This means 2 things. 1. I am so disconnected from comic books that I have no idea what is going in anymore. And 2. Battle Beast and D'Orc are two of the top selling comic, but all I ever hear about is Absolute Batman.