Hilarious 😂

i understand russel... i do... she gets better and better

I enjoyed the message more than I enjoyed the performance 🫶🏽

i will DIE ON THIS HILL
#handembroidery #audiobooks

It will make u want to crash out

They not going to pardon us like they did them, uh uh

How did you do this? Wonderful

In about 5 minutes, @ncmec.org (the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children) will cease to have funding because of Donald Trump's freeze on grants from the U.S. Department of Justice. This is a community, moderation, trust, and safety emergency.

Trump invites nearly all federal workers to quit now, get paid through September Through an email blast, federal workers were given the opportunity to resign from their jobs before Feb. 6 and retain full pay and benefits through Sept. 30.

Through an email blast, federal workers were given the opportunity to resign from their jobs before Feb. 6 and retain full pay and benefits through Sept. 30.

Money & sleep

I ain’t mad at it

Drink a hydration concoction sis lol 😂 keep them electrolytes up

I don’t know if it’s a getting older thing or eco friendly thing but now I love to save glass jars to reuse them. I had to throw away a perfectly good pickle jar bc I have some already so much jars but I’m like 🥲

For some reason my phone didn’t charge on the charging mat and it was completely dead. Meaning my alarm didn’t go off so I woke up late & miss my bus. Fuck this . The universe is totally going against me this week and i surrender

My knees are all of 38!

The "40 where?" question is sweet but I can tell you exactly where: my neck, my titty-knee meetup, and my hands. 🤣 I'm pretty but not delusional.

Planet Fitness locations in Los Angeles are “offering anyone impacted by the fires—first responders and residents—free access to shower, recharge, and relax”

No membership is required to take advantage of locker rooms, WiFi, charging stations at any LA County location not impacted by the fires.

I can never share my titties classy like bc i just jump to straight nudes LMAO 🤣 but i will def share all the ladies i see on my TL

We sharing yitties? 👀🤗

I’ll play along I guess

Big Mamas ✨

a man wearing a hat and coat is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing a hat and coat is making a funny face .

The women got their titties on the skyline, it’s gonna be a merry Christmas after all

😳🚩🚩🚩

Coscto eggs recalled for salmonella. 😩

FDA raises recall alert to highest level on Costco eggs over risk of severe illness or death due to salmonella Regulators warned that eating these eggs could bring "serious adverse health consequences or death.”

AND the FDA raised the risk to "the highest."

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

My got married to a fellow navy cadet as soon as they graduated. He’s on his second wife and sixth kid later