watching a heat/wizards regular season game like it’s the NBA finals was not how i thought i’d be spending my night tonight

Honestly, closest we’ve ever had to an NHL team, and damn if it wasn’t the best the league looked in years.

I was explaining to my wife the nuance of a Flagrant 1/2, and I swear, I almost got misty eyed when I told her, “You should have been here for the Grindhouse Clippers bully ball era.”

How far we’ve fallen.

Adam Silver, human pencil eraser

Another weekend of complications from outpatient surgery. My poor wife is going through it this past month. 😢

Single digits, Pete

I have been hitting the gym again (ok, it’s just weights in my shed that kinda looks like a prison) and I’m really sore, but….kinda feels good.

I’m still anxiously awaiting our first.

Reminder that Draymond is a bitch.

Nobody even likes Charlotte.

Woooow did not see Jenkins getting the axe so quickly.

Bodies on bodies.

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I know I’m not the only one hearing Mystikal when the announcers say Dainja.

Probably an unpopular opinion: the constant repetition of cheers in college basketball really gets to me. I can only spend so many seconds hearing “DE-FENSE!” before my eye starts twitching.

Once you figure them out, let me know and I’ll hold on to them for safekeeping.

Revisited 1923, and it got surprisingly good. Season 2 starting soon!

KD’s free throw shimmy makes me feel stabby

This. I deleted the other app, but any time I open this, I only see about 4 new posts.

Maybe people are starting to realize that the “savings” from Pres. Elon is going only to offset the splurge by Pres. Orange.

Sorry to hear about your loss, man. It’s never easy.

Damn these late West Coast games.

If I were in charge, my first EO would be that arenas have to be named after a regional landmark, cultural icon, or in some way incorporate the team name.

Several months at Barnes & Noble. I liked the job, but a 20 year old having to be at work at 5 am was not compatible with a college lifestyle.

He has inadvertently become a Republican at that moment.

And it’s still ugly as hell

(I still love women’s sports, but you can hate the player and love the game)

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McD’s has a new Angel Reese meal? I wonder if it’s a bag full of bricks.

Fan wearing red blazers jersey holding device that allows real time haptics at Blazers arena.

Fan holding device that allows user to feel real time haptics at Blazers basketball arena

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game!
This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

We just stayed in a “queen bed” (pretty sure it was barely a full) on vacation, and nothing has made me miss our bed more. Happy for y’all! 🥳

I don’t want to come back to a failed country.