Woke up at 5am to pee and went back to sleep “for another half an hour” only to wake up 2 hours later. 🤡

My friend: Don’t look now, but—

Me:

good morning monday morning

Do you ever think about penis

What the fuck is happening?

did we all collectively get Thai for dinner or what??

Lucifer:

Whoever invented hash browns deserves their ass ate.

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

A woman looking lost in a sea of gay men in harnesses.

The one girl at Kruz rn

Yes.

Still can’t believe there are people out there who wake up and just open their eyes and can see perfectly???

Post-nut clarity needs to be studied.

my bloomfs: "robots could never replace us!"

the robots:

Sustained.

me, 3(?) buttons down

It was kind of empty. Heading home. ♥️

Midnight and another button

My trick when going out is to unbutton one button per hour on the hour.

Stubble + Stache + Soul Patch

Thankyew!

And to think I didn’t like my body back then either 😭😭😭

No facial hair but OHMYGOD

🫠

Rainy forecast in Milwaukee

SO much 💦💦💦

Nick circa 2009? I’ll see if I can find a photo that I don’t hate.

My usual!

Definitely 💦 tonight.

Maybe I’ll just trim the stache back a bit from where it is right now. The length is getting annoying.

I require a beard/strap of some sort lest I lose my jawline.

Am I doing the mustache+stubble combo again?

I need a change but not sure what.