I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

A CREAMY FKIN PINT!

A tired man about to drink a Guinness

15 hours yesterday into early this morning. *Only* 8.5 hours today, so that’s a win. I earned this pint. Sláinte!

To those still complaining about Artemis 2:

We spend 100× more on killing people for oil profits, but yeah, NASA’s the problem. 🤦🏽‍♀️

NASA: $25B
Defense: $901B
That’s 36 NASAs.

Space programs have driven major advancements in science, medicine, and technology, real benefits for humanity.

It occurs to me that there are Republicans in Congress who assured themselves a year ago that they’d be able to shut it all down if things ever got wildly out of control, not realizing that when things are wildly out of control is exactly the time that it’s hardest to shut it all down.

rats, sinking ship

Trump keeps claiming that Iran is negotiating, which is a lie. There are no peace talks going on. But the problem goes deeper than that, why would Iran ever make a deal with the US after we decapitated their regime during the last round of peace talks?

Anywhere I see it on here, instant block.

This time don't remind military members they don't have to follow illegal orders. Now Democrats need to be out there tomorrow telling the military that if they commit war crimes, they will face prosecution when Trump's out of office.

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Today’s walk.

Transcript: Mayor Mamdani and NYPD Announces Fewest Murders, Shooting Incidents in Recorded History for First Three Months of the Year

Wait a minute. Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams promised me that New York would descend into anarchy the second Mamdani was sworn in as mayor.

www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...

Hypothesis: Whatever op the downed F-15E was involved in--and it may not have been place/time reported by most western outlets--was interrupted by that downing and rescue. Trump's BS about timing before and after are just cover for an ongoing operation.

It’s wild seeing so many people act as-if Trump is an anomaly. Most of our presidents have been insane serial killers. MOST.

Reframe this through the eyes of Black and Native people here.

Example A: Andrew Jackson. Literally nicknamed Indian Killer. Shredded us up, and was lauded for it. (1/2)

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

MBS is telling Trump he can't stop now. He has to finish the Iranian regime off. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/there...

Photo of Trump's obscene tweet.

Every news source needs to publicize what Trump actually said. Not sane-washing.

Here is how CNN did it just now.

The richest Americans saw their net worth soar 120% from 2017 to 2025.

The top 1% now control $55.8 trillion in assets — more than the G.D.P. of the United States and China combined.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

Wow the fifth grade teachers are really just done with things, aren't they. Our school has a fundraiser every year where the class works together to make a group art project, on which the parents bid. This year the teachers just emailed to ask if all the parents could just donate money this year. 😅

The risk for babies who get measles under the age of 6 months to develop this within 10 years is 1 in 600.

US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since ​the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high f...

Whoa. This is big. "The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now." www.reuters.com/world/middle...

You can judge a family by the company it keeps.

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour will kick off its Florida leg this weekend in Boca Raton. It will then circle the peninsula; to wit: Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, Naples. Bathe in the particulars: www.emophilips.com/shows/

Les Milles Camp | Holocaust Encyclopedia Under the Vichy regime, the Les Milles camp held foreign Jews before emigration or, in most cases, deportation to German concentration camps and killing centers.

ICE converting warehouses to deportation camps reminds me of Les Milles, a tile factory that was converted to an infamous deportation camp and prison by the French Vichy regime. Thousands of "enemy aliens" were imprisoned here, many of them were sent from there to Auschwitz and Dachau.

Incredible thread

We are going to have to beg a LOT of people fired by this admin, to come back from their much more lucrative private sector jobs, and help us rebuild everything this government has lobotomized.

QTP with women ✨
Happy womens day ladiessss