And now they reap what they sowed.

How can we be sure St Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican isn’t obsessed with demons?

:3

It’s a universal experience. How are there so many that need to advertise?

What do you look like from behind *after* I slide into your DMs?

i still think about this frequently

I’m holding out for the “you must use the litter box that matches your biological sex” discourse.

Image of Daisy (from super Mario) holding a gun with text that reads "I do not support all gay men. Some of you bitches are very transphobic"

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

Voros Twins with a caption “Da Vinki?” superimposed over an image of the Da Vinci 5 Robotic Surgery System.

Ketchup, like hot sauce, does not need refrigeration but they all live in the frigidaire with their coworkers.

Phew…okay. I’ll be over in a few with a couple Stretch Armstrongs.

Wait…do you mean 🍆 or 🧍‍♂️?

I think about this post a lot.

Weird way to announce an autobiography but okay.

Just remember the sales rep is the First Location. You have nothing but NO to give at the Second Location (F&I office).

Starved

Not this style?

Don’t let your dreams be just dreams

He who’s bred last is bred hardest.

Kiosk marked Parallel Reality Experience

Parallel Reality Experience, or as we used to call it, “Airport”.

Hold back. If they are impressed by 1% of your power, the other 99% will make you legendary when it needs to come out.

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is (2008)

Oh no 😃

Just forced low.

I have a colleague who always speaks like this but without the gravelly voice.

That’s deep. This restaurant knows the truth.

And the people who simply accept the lies and hallucinations are giving feedback to these companies that this is acceptable and good.