Huh. In Utah, is the age of consent for marriage different than the age of consent for incest? 🤔😳

Wait, can we just “sign up?” What if I join just to fuck up their raids? 🤔 I could share their sneak attack plans on Signal! 😁

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if we got a different President someday? 🤔

For a State whose big rival is Texas, they sure wanna be Texas… 🙄

“Oh, I didn’t pay for any of them. I just told her to do it.” 🙄

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Gee… that’s a tough one… 🤔

I love this idea! 🤣

Jackie Gleason used that move for his tough guy characters. 🤣

🤣 Classic.

It appears he only has the one tie. Mommy tied it for him so he can just take it off over his head and put it back on the next day.

Do we want to create more terrorists? Because this is how you create more terrorists. 🤬

The word “affordable” is a bit relative, ain’t it? I know I’d like an “affordable” mansion. 😁

Love this. What a wonderful human.

She has Resting Concern Face. 🤔

She should’ve had AI summarize it for her…

I hear the ceremony will be open casket… 😏

But if we stop keeping track of those things, then everything will be fine. Juuust fiiinnne…

As a hoodie wearing American, I take issue. 😏 But point taken.

This is the first I’m hearing of this. Please site your sources.

Wait until they find out what they call Elvis… 👑

I just wish there was some way we could find out if it is a book or not… 🤔 guess we’ll never know… 🤷‍♂️

Why? What did they do to deserve that?! 😳

Of course there is treatment! Isolation and crossed fingers!

It’s such a bullshit red herring anyway. It wouldn’t matter if Garcia’s hand was holding a severed head. He still should get due process.

They are all dipshits. Whatever a large number of dipshits are called. A clog of dipshits?

Man… do other countries export anything but fentanyl?🤔 and it always seems to be coming from the country he hates that day.

Oh, the Benders You’ll Go On 😁

It has been said that Ted Bundy was “gracious and measured” in private, too…

Didn’t we have to bail out farmers the last time he was in office? Not the small, independent farmers, or course. Just the big, corporate ones, who then bought out the small ones. Gee, I wonder if that’s about to happen again… 🤔

Look how efficiently it drops down! So much down! The best down anyone has ever seen!