REPUBLICANS: "We are going to gerrymander the shit out of the next election!"
DEMOCRATS: "OK, so we will gerrymander back to level the playing field."
REPUBLICANS: "Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa! Not fair!!!!! You are beating us at our own game. So sneaky!"
ZRVTO - Zero Relative Velocity Transfer Orbit. Shown here is a ZRVTO between Phobos and Deimos elevators.
Phobos and Deimos could exchange payloads with practically zero propellant.
It's possible between any two anchor masses in coplanar orbits.
Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.
If Trump is so great at making deals, why is he sending JD and Jared and Steve to negotiate instead of doing it himself?
The most fundamental disconnect between MAGA and everyone else is that we believe everything Trump does is about promoting, enriching and empowering himself because he’s a greedy malignant narcissist, and they believe he actually cares about other people and is primarily motivated by that.
Wow! Tucker Carlson apologized for supporting Trump. So the next time a Hitler-loving piece of shit like Nick Fuentes is legitimized and normalized on his show, it’ll be a Hitler-loving piece of shit legitimized and normalized by a guy who criticized Trump. Such a huge difference!
Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.
It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.
Your pup may be smarter than Neil de Grasse Tyson.
How did I miss this?
Anyone can pay $2000 to “object” to a press article - and the outcome will be judged by a panel of…AI?
This is insane & an a frontal attack on 1A and tha law.
Really? A panel of AI judges?
www.thedailybeast.com/why-trumps-w...
Borowitz Report
Standing next to Hegseth is the new “I’m with Stupid” shirt.
Democrats - if Montana of all places can staunchly defend the basic human rights of the most vulnerable among us…
…that should be a hint that a civilized society does NOT throw ANY group under the bus for expediency’s sake.
A veteran who served in Afghanistan was asked where he got the money to cover the higher cost of gas for his car. From the grocery budget, he said:
CBS is dead to me now.
YOU'LL NEVER CONVINCE ME that people who voted for and/or STILL support Trvmp are NOT:
1. Willfully ignorant
2. Willfully hateful
3. Brain-Damaged
4. Misogynistic
5. Cowardly
6. Stupid
7. Racist
one of these problems is fixable
Let’s not forget the GOP wants to outlaw casual sex. They want every screw to be about a baby and that's the only reason for engaging the docking protocol. No abortions, no contraception, no premarital sex, no fun. No sex unless they approve of it.
Christian Nationalist troll Mike Huckabee excusing the IDF smashing a statue of Jesus shows how much this odious Baptist pastor places political opportunism above his so-called "faith." He, like his dreadful, mean, lying daughter, is a HORRIBLE person.
A reminder:
With the leak to the NYT of their internal notes to each other, I hope the conservative justices on SCOTUS are currently *very* paranoid about talking to each other. Because at least one of them is (or has staff who is) indiscreet and disloyal.
Keep looking over your shoulders, fascists!
I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.
Seems to me like Trump is desperately begging Iran to sign a replica of the Obama JCPOA he tore up. All for the low low price of thousands dead, global instability, high energy prices, and a toll on ships through the once-free strait of Hormuz.
“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
- Harry Truman
As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true.
It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.
It’s important to remember that the goal of lawsuits like the one brought by Kash Patel against the Atlantic isn’t to win, it’s to cost the Atlantic as much money as possible only to drop the suit before discovery, and as red meat for the MAGA base by simply filing it.
Guys, when you're out on a lunch date with a beautiful woman, smell the fragrant hand soap on you fingers while you're in the restroom, not on your way back to the table.
Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.
Hormuz?
Screenshot of a tweet by Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) showing an ABC This Week exchange where Jonathan Karl presses National Security Advisor Mike Waltz on whether destroying every bridge and power plant in Iran would constitute a war crime, with Waltz responding it "would be an escalatory ladder." The embedded video shows Karl from behind facing Waltz on a split screen, with a chyron reading "Iran Ceasefire Set to Expire on Wednesday."
That would be an escalatory war crime.
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(the midterms can't come soon enough)
