My daughter (age 5.5) wanted to listen to Taylor Swift and I realized that she has no idea what Swift’s music sounds like so we’ve just been listening to the 1997 album Tubthumping by Chumbawumba instead
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy
I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.
As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
it’s happening again folks
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
I really think I could’ve been great at basketball, or probably any other professional sport, if only I was 300 feet taller
Matt Wallace, the Elon/Dogecoin bootlicker who went full conspiracy theorist seeing money in it. He’s definitely the school shooter.
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
Peak desperation on the dead bird app:
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
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Just remember there is an alternate universe where Elon is homeless but still kept his mental health problems.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment
You realize you have to do this after every post now. You’ve committed to it.
Little snitch ass brother has never gotten even a kiss from mommy and it shows.
I definitely see your logic. If you see his activity no one is responding to him so he is staying where he pays.
1. No one interacts with him here so he is not posting here. 2. He obviously pays to be a reply guy on X.
So here is advice and an example of why you don’t interact with MAGA trolls and why block lists created by @blocklist-franco.bsky.social and @squirrelturd.bsky.social are wonderful but this one I dug and found in my comments from 3 weeks ago. 1/
Dayyyyum!!! No lies detected🔥🔥🔥
Name a famous historic battle