Future civilizations will know this image as "football fan" and study it when pondering why we all drove ourselves crazy with this game.

City’s use of water bottles to convey mood is basically a literary device at this point 💦

give me one second, i’m on a call

Turnstiles at the London Stadium getting a workout today.

UNCONNSTANBUL… or Unconnstantinople

Last laugh gonna be on Belgium when they gotta wait 6 hours in security at Atlanta airport.

Every time Don’t Look Back in Anger comes on…

Where else can you have your heart ripped out while dressed like a Teletubby? Football. The greatest.

Beginning to think Carrick intentionally drew with West Ham, just so that guy couldn’t get a haircut.

“I’m watching you, Focker.”

This is less a manager cutaway. More the end of a Hemingway novel.

I think this is what the kids mean when they talk about AURA 🪄

Parents getting the “remote learning” email ahead of snow bomb 😢

James Milner > Father Time

Collared flannel shirt Pep has never looked more like a dad who is wondering why his child is walking across the brand new rug holding a bowl of Fruit Loops in only one hand. 😐

“If Michael Carrick’s Man United win a fifth straight tonight, United Strand can finally cut his hair.”

Imagine saying this to someone five years ago.

Look what Spurs did to Cousin Richie and Fak.

“You can’t come back if you don’t go behind.” Liam Rosenior (probably)

Mourinhospreading

Parenthood is just wondering how long that half-eaten piece of toast has been in your pocket 🍞

New Yorkers politely allowing each other to walk through narrow paths in dirty snow mountains on the side of the street. Enough to warm your cold, dead heart. 🥹

Kids across the Northeast getting the snow day news today.

Cantore right underneath the striker, pulling the strings. Classic No. 10. 🔥

Gotten to the point where I can’t remember who Nuno manages and whether he’s meant to be a good or bad manager

“Do you even lift, bro?”

Poor kid. Gotta watch Wolves and now dad stealing his nugs. 😂

Thomas Frank always looks like a killer has just burst through the door in a Slasher Film. 😱

KNICKSTANBUL 🤯

Liverpool escape what would’ve been the equivalent of a halftime in-stadia marriage proposal. Want it to happen… but just not like that.