If I was a you was you a you or was you a you?

Various scenes from the first season of the pokemon anime where characters had guns.

Pokemon used to be cool. We used to be a region.

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

At a used book store. Hear a slight crash. “Nooo, not the blue collar comedy tour!”

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I guess it’s my job to tell people what unions are at the bar.

Whomever invented the “Mark all as Read” button on email deserves having their hand held on a warm beach and kissed gently on the forehead.

Update- still no

Funnymaxxing my blusky skeets

fighting people at the Starbucks for Stanley bottles and Bearista Cups is just what Americans do when they're in distress

I think this Simpsons short has brought me the most joy of all of them

Ah yes, the "Tap all my lands only to bolt myself whilst my opponent's win-con is on the stack" joke. But as geopolitics.

Expensive versions of everyday foods are a real Pascal’s Wager type situation, because *you can never lose with cheap food.*

• Cheap and good? Wow! What a deal!
• Cheap and bad? Oh well! It was cheap!

HOWEVER…

• Pricey and good? Well, it better have been!
• Pricey and bad? FUCK THIS AND FUCK YOU

we've GOT to make this place an echo chamber for perverted transsexual maoists again

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 12

Big fan lol

Wait, what did Geoff Keighley do now?

god he's been in the news nonstop for more than ten years now, it's so exhausting

Jesus on the cross yelling "MODS? MODS??"

LET ME HAVE A $28K ELECTRIC CAR WITH THE PANORAMIC MOON ROOF YOU SINOPHOBIC FUCKS

If a human nature exists and it is not compatible with Marxism, then it must be abolished. - Phoebe Bridgers

Goodnight

Girls be like 'I really needed this' and it’s just a coffee and a dark rainy morning

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

‘Still punk’ I whisper to myself as I put the whole creme egg in my mouth in one go.

Tweet from Brooks Otterlake above a screencap of qui gon saying “I didn’t actually come here to free slaves” ... One of the most peculiar heroes in modern pop culture. Passive stoic who is nominally devoted to justice but only helps anyone out of extreme reluctance or self interest. He doesn't really seem to like anybody but he's not a curmudgeon either. Vancouver-style aloof Zen guy

that’s right

How Union Contracts Protect and Empower Coffee Workers As well as improved pay and benefits, a ratified union contract offers coffee workers power in an often-exploitative industry.

Coffee, for most, is a low-wage and precarious industry. Workers in the U.S. must navigate rock bottom wages, at-will employment laws, and few workplace protections.

Unionising, and securing a contract is one of the most powerful ways workers can combat these threats and improve lives. #CoffeeSky

America did not meet the universal adult suffrage criteria of democratic governance until 1965. Gatorade is the exact same age as American democracy.

No kings except Godzilla, the king of monsters

Album cover for Them Crooked Vultures self-titled album, bright red with small black birds and white text that reads: THEM CROOKED VULTURES. The illustrated black and white anthopomorphized vulture figure that usually appears on the cover has been replaced with a similarly styled black and white shot of Quark.