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That is the smile of a man who knows exactly what he’s targeting in the algorithm

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They knew what they were doing with this one. This one is on purpose.

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Probably my two faves from prerelease

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Hang on a second…

R/W has access to two charms in Standard, Lorehold Charm and Boros Charm.

I feel like Boros Weenie is something that can happen here…

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ā€œICE is killing people in the streets! We need guardrails for this agency!ā€

NO!

What is needed is THE ABOLITION OF ICE.

WE DO NOT NEED THEM!!!

Absolutely wild that you see an unaccountable gestapo murdering people and your response is to try to leash them instead of putting a rabid animal down.

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Complaining about musicians using their stage time as a platform for their own messages is like complaining about finding forks in the silverware drawer.

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I know what a concentration camp is, and ICE detention facilities count. Dachau was a work camp, remember?

I didn’t say everyone. You are demonstrating illiteracy.

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They don’t do that, but they do call ICE on their coworkers and children in their care.

Did you know that ICE just chucks anyone vaguely brown in their concentration camps, including Americans?

Now u do.

That’s not fascism?

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Complaining about musicians using their stage time as a platform for their own messages is like complaining about finding forks in the silverware drawer.

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Taking a vacation doesn’t and won’t change anything except how much attention I give a thing.

Going to a festival where there are artists who do art, you should maybe expect to see some of the political things you were trying to escape because artists will speak on politics as it concerns their art

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*sigh*

Taking a vacation doesn’t change anything except what you’re choosing to prioritize with your attention.

This does not undermine the idea that you can go to an event and have a good time while also maintaining awareness of the general state of the world.

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You are proposing intentional ignorance of the world for the sake of saving ones own sanity in a time of insane events.

That protects nothing.

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Were you aware that it is possible to both have a good time, and be aware of the state of the world, and that these two things do not exist in a state of mutual exclusivity?

Did you know that trying to force that mutual exclusivity makes you a bore and a loser?

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

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It actually irks me that Flashback doesn’t have flashback.

We can give Past In Flames and Recoup flashback, but we can’t give Flashback flashback?

Is it because it’s instant speed?

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This is probably one of my favorite cards from #MTGSOS. I’m an absolute sucker for cheap, hasty, evasive bodies, and this one comes with a discard outlet and a Lorehold payoff? Sounds good to me tbh.

Love me a Skyknight Legionnaire with bigger upside.

Might fuck around and build a boros 2drop deck

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I love this game so much. I love prerelease and Friday Night Magic and premodern at weird pubs and Sunday morning Pauper leagues and Ravnica and Lorwyn and Vraska and Bolas and all the beautiful, diverse ways our equally beautiful community expresses their own love for this game.

I love Magic.

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Also did a thing I don’t normally do (buy collectors packs) and rolled Japanese silverscroll copies of Deflecting Palm and Shamanic Revelation, so that was pretty cool.

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So to anyone who wants to try to ease a partner or a friend into MtG thru 2HG events, please ensure your newbie is actually playing the game instead of you playing the game for them.

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Like, legitimately, I think 2HG as a prerelease format is good for new people who may have more experienced friends to help them out. But that means the experienced player has to allow the newer player to ACTUALLY MAKE DECISIONS. It also helps if they TAKE THEIR OWN GAME ACTIONS.

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2 headed giant prereleases feel like a mixed bag sometimes. Still not sure I like best of 1 rounds.

But what I definitely DON’T like is playing against a team that is actually one person playing two decks and their partner is just a warm body that exists so the first person can do more prereleases.

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Astounding to me that there are people who don’t understand that by signing for a package, you’re implicitly accepting it in ā€œas-isā€ condition, and the bill you sign *doesn’t have to say that*

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I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

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I think if the president gets to make genocidal threats on main, I think I should get to opine that that kind of behavior should get you locked up or shot.

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Hey could you maybe do a war powers vote, or like, work to impeach the dude or something?

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Unless you can tell me what those decisions are you’re talking out of your ass with this cope, you fuckin LARPer

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It’s some dumbfuck bullshit because when people with politics that actually asks for more kindness through the opposition of literally the most brutal crime on the planet, Dems went ā€œnah fuck you actuallyā€

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Ok. Let’s define what a politics that asks people to be better means. What does that look like?

I think a politics that asks people to be better would include putting humanity over donor money on the issue of a genocide that we were and are materially supporting.

How about you?

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