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Posts by allison is alive

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

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What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1 YouTube video by CrashCourse

As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.

The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...

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I’m so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.

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The White House is Gaslighting You. Here's the Truth. The White House Press Secretary just wrapped up her press conference, and let’s be clear—the White House is gaslighting you.

Karoline Leavitt just finished her press conference. She is gaslighting the American public into thinking that everything is okay with our economy. Newsflash: it's not. I expose the truth. aaronparnas.substack.com/p/the-white-...

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We should compare Social Security, which has never missed a payment since its inception, to Tesla's stock price.

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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

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Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

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Taylor Swift performing at the Eras Tour during ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ set.

Taylor Swift performing at the Eras Tour during ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ set.

Two hackers have been arrested for allegedly stealing over 900 concert tickets, (of which most were for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour), and then selling them for over $600,000 profit.

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No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.

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They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.

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You first.

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Black text on white background reading: All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February.

Black text on white background reading: All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February.

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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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Serena Williams!

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im still thinking about this

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Kid Rock stomping toward the camera captioned with “White people running to social media to let everyone know they did not enjoy the halftime show.”

Kid Rock stomping toward the camera captioned with “White people running to social media to let everyone know they did not enjoy the halftime show.”

Good morning!

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Walking up to the mic to testify against the MO GOP…

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Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

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Something you won’t find on Twitter.

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Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

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More of this, America.

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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

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“A minorrrrrrrr”

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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

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A screenshot of “call failed.”

A screenshot of “call failed.”

I guess we’ve broken Hawley’s phones…

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I called my AG again today to demand he doing something to protect Missouri citizens and our data from the biggest data breach in history.

I’d encourage all of you to call your Attorney General every day.

Missouri AG, constituent services: 573.751.6078

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We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

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