🟥 Red Card 24' (Juan Pablo II College). UCV Moquegua 0–0 Juan Pablo II College. Primera División

🟥 Red Card 24' (Juan Pablo II College). UCV Moquegua 0–0 Juan Pablo II College. Primera División

I'll try again, but if he starts chanting in Aramaic I'm blaming you.

The better punishment would have been to make him use ONLY that club for the rest of the round.

@miketoole.com I just showed my youngest your Christmas special. He is now convinced you are an eldritch horror, and is running around yelling "Dad is tainted! Unclean!" after I told him we'd met in person.

bsky.app/profile/bads...

After anaylzing roughly 247,842 minutes of MLS play since 2021, we can confidently state:

Austin FC are more ass than exists in a Cardi B music video.

The history of Austin, aside from 2022.

@rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social and as I predicted...

Fair, but there's still 60 minutes to descend into madness.

It's been a while, but #ATXvLAG qualifies

Lily woke up this morning and chose Naughty.

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

DAMMIT LILY

Wait, so do you win the game by losing your V-Card?

Frog Thor!
Frog Thor!
Frog Thor was a god
I mean, he was a god frog
Or, maybe he was just a frog
But he was still Frog Thor!
Frog Thor!
Lightningating Central Park Rats
Liberating some gators
Leading gators to eat the Rats
And their poison stores!
Rat poison stores!

And Frog Thor is still canon!

Why is V-Card the TCG in my neighborhood? Why is V-Card the TCG a thing at all? Why am I not surprised it's from New Jersey?

Apropos of nothing - I hate Torsten Frings.

99.92% of all professional soccer players have kicked a ball during a competitive match.

The remaining 0.08% are crypto-players who only exist to provide FFP asset value.

Kamiyu wins #tjpw #tjpwUSA #wrestleUNIVERSE

wrestle-universe.com

Déjà vu , i've just been in this place before...
#tjpw
#tjpwUSA
#原宿ぽむ

Buc Ee'sは、美味しい料理を提供する人気の大型ガソリンスタンドチェーンです。6320平方メートルの広さを誇る、グルメ版ローソンといったところでしょうか。マスコットキャラクターはビーバーのBuc Ee'sです。

Hell if I know

I love pro wrestling so much.

#tjpw

The PA at this Joshi show in Texas is playing Legally Distinct Drivers' High.

There is a 99% chance the owners of both these vehicles are Grade A Jackasses.

Happy birdhat @miketoole.com

Did not have Walmart clipping Captain Tsubasa in an ad on my bingo card.

This is how you drink allocated bourbon, right? It's my first time.

I was unaware chicken had paws, and am now thoroughly scared.

Eurobeat Intensifies