Just glad we got proof of life

I cannot but actually can believe we’re at this point. I hate it here

SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

$4.97 Missouri

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…

LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

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Okay but I need to know if I should pull my IRA out. At least I’ll have the money. Idk about this stuff

HELP US LOL

In the words of Justin Timberlake… cry me a river

As American hell yeah. Do this.

The graphic 😂

Free him

Nah cuz the fertilization shit sounds like some handmaids tale shit for real.

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I miss Kamala 😭

😂😂😂

Good job Greenland! Kick us out!

Mine stopped working. Now I need two 💀

Such a cissy.

I still can’t get over the fact that people actively voted for a “better economy” completely ignoring the fact that we are under the orange mans economy already and have been for some time 🙄 but sure let’s add tariffs 🤣

I hope no cares, you did it to yourself. Writing was on the wall.

You are welcome ❤️

You killed it. You did the hard part and then the run. You did amazing. ❤️

Gideon says good morning 😐

The bombastic side eye I get for touching him. 🙄

my myspace top 8 was curated with more care than trump’s cabinet.

🤣 whose dept is it anyway? Everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

15M people on Bluesky!!! 💫

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