// HE HARDLY HAS QUOTES
Posts by Ethan J. CarColder!
// im being so fr when i say i genuinely sometimes forget i have ethan's account
// here's concept art for it
// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am
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I'M NOT A GODDAMN POKEMON
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Dude I haven't been here for months wdym
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Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral
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DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT.
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.*
Not if I piss on it first.
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
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// being gay is trending in brazil??
*WHEEZING.*
HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
Lemme guess, he is... gay?
*WHAT*
*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*
Ehh... kinda.
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
Thank you.
(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)
Wait-- "human"??
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
Hi- PLEASE stop.
*Getting a bit louder now.*
Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
MY RRIIBS!-
So, uhh... how's it been?
*Smiling.*
Do I-
*Blink.*
...I DO know you.
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
Beep-
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
Congrats, bossman!
I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!