THIS guy has a drinking problem?!?! Who woulda thought...

Was this on or off the clock?

Void kitty sleeping in my arm.

Goodnight.

Damn I am so sorry you went through that. Poor owner. Just damn.

Just watched D(e)ad. Just a charming ass, feel-your-feels film.

Dear GI How are you? Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

Peter Baker wants you to know they’re seriously looking into Waffle House teleportation at the times though.

Priorities.

Y’all are giving this shit credence by entertaining it like a journalistic endeavor worth investigation. Laugh at the absurdity and move on.

We are bombing school children.

Legacy media heard Trump call them fake for so long that it’s become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Get your house in order.

lol. lmao even.

Why would you give them the benefit of the doubt at this point?

They could have that position if it wasn't for *gestures wildly* everything else.

Make that two helicopters.

www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/l...

EXPERTS.
ARE.
DUBIOUS.

When you don't consider the other site as 'hostile' for some reason

Oh. Lmao that explains so much.

The Washington Post® @washingt... • now Her husband started sleeping in a tent in their backyard after his wife stopped having sex with him. She's now worried about what the neighbors might think.

Incredible to go from breaking Watergate to this

The NYT provides further evidence that they ARE NOT as serious organization.

Oh I'm pretty sure my guffaw right now just woke the entire house.

I think it's weird for people who are nominally journalists to say things like "We should have waited to see what people think."

The issue isn't that you lost the coin flip of public opinion; the issue was that you gave into astonishment.

The problem is that the keyjingling got you at all!

Just to refresh everyone’s memory, this was Mullin, who never served, on Fox News March 2. He’s now claiming he went on some top-secret congressional mission that he can’t talk about where he experienced the smell of war.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know we have ruined your lives, nothing is affordable, and how you can see now precarious your position really is, but let me assure those of you who don't possess the genes for curiosity that brown people are still way worse off than you, so praise god. And me."

What the flying fuck is he talking about??

"What if We Didn't Suck?" Kat Abughazaleh lost. What she built is what the Democratic Party is missing.

My newsletter today is about @katmabu.bsky.social's campaign.

Democrats keep asking how to reach voters who've given up on the party. Kat Abughazaleh spent a year trying to answer that question. She lost, but the answer is still right. www.readtpa.com/p/what-if-we...

No.

This is why we get upset when dems blindly approve nominees. You’re part of why we’re here.

A truly extraordinary revelation for a truly preventable moment.

This shit's fucking gross.

Our government is so fucking gross.

Trump to the UK, 6 March: "We don't need them any longer... We don't need people to join wars after we've already won!"

Trump six days later: Publicly begs for the UK to send warships.

What the actual fuck??

Brazenly pure evil. We should collectively make these people afraid to open their toxic fucking mouths. People don’t get knocked upside their melons enough anymore. Punch Nazis and Nazi enablers.

There is not a single thought in that DOGE staffer's head. The literacy crises is real, ya'll.

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.