I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

'This gay, Jewish man is the next Hitler, also he wants to bring in Sharia law!'

People voted to end that, but instead it got more extreme. Labour are dead, it's Green or reform.

He's a genocidal puppet of pedophiles

No one ever said he was charismatic, even his staunchest defenders can't pull that off.

He limped into office against a historically unpopular government because reform split the tory vote

Well done on getting fewer votes than Corbyn in 2019, when starmer's lot were actively trying to make the party lose.

Add me to a 'thinks genocide and pedophilia are bad' block list, that'll make it even easier for you to ignore reality

They're both corrupt, racist, authoritarian liars who think peter the pedo pal would make a great ambassador.

Why does a global crisis make having an incompetent PM less of an issue?

This 'ordinary people don't care about corruption and child molestation' defence of starmer that the bots are pushing is going to work great. Keep it up. Lucky he isn't fucking up the economy too

Yup, him and starmer are two peas in a pod

The pm is an incompetent, corrupt liar. The fact you think that doesn't matter is telling

He's done a pathetic job weakly and half-arsedly dragging the UK into an illegal war; that doesn't mean that the media is going to ignore the fact that he's a lying, corrupt pedo puppet

Stop trying to export your country's misogyny.

Big-ass midday glass of red wine on the go. Time to preach my well-timed sermon of our economic woes

The Yellow Album was controversial, but still better received than the Red Album

Announcing this on 4/21 is the old folks home chooming equivalent of a filibuster

Where's Wallace at? Where the fuck is Wallace? Where's Wallace, Michael? Michael! Where the fuck is Wallace?

Now you'll learn to carve McRib, it's a temporary item because every cut flays your mind

It was always a bad idea to appoint the corrupt, disgraced pedo pal with business connections to the Chinese military compromising his position. This shouldn't be controversial. The problem is the initial media complicity.

Dril tweeted, "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron."

Sane cats

McSweeny keeps showing he's good at making labour lose votes and credibility

Remind me what peter the pedo pal's job was supposed to be?

If the media didn't say anything, you wouldn't know about it. Both are corrupt liars who will end up resigning in disgrace, both were always obviously corrupt liars when they became PM

You outright stated you wanted a corrupt incompetent liar to remain in charge

The media did everything they could to support starmer, he's just that genuinely bad at his job that it's all falling apart

The people still defending him are reduced in number, and look even more absurdly dishonest and paedophilic?

So when he said he accidentally misled parliament, he was lying? Always funny when someone of the calibre of a typical starmer fan thinks they're being clever