When I get a new follower

Couldn’t help myself

🖤🖤🖤

This is of course ten seconds before I threw her a toy and she tripped over her own feet trying to retrieve it 👍🏼

A black standard poodle sitting in the backyard looking directly into the camera. It’s the “golden hour” and the light is making her look extra fancy. She’s wearing an orange bandana.

The lighting is incredible and she knows it ✨

Happiness isn’t guaranteed after a Beauty breaks a Beast’s curse...
A brutal fairy tale, for fans of Angela Carter and Tanith Lee

People just liked it better that way.

That’s a good bedtime! Mine varies, and there are lots of times I don’t listen to me and end up in bed, but reading or watching movies on my phone until whenever

I was also really tired and it would have been too much effort to do anything but continue watching.

It’s fine. My fault. I should have rewatched Exhuma (2024) like I planned, but I wanted “to try something new” 🫠

Me too! And soon, maybe? 🍨

Movie poster for The Decedent (2025). A young white woman screams to the heavens with her hands clawed under her blood-streaked face.

Want a movie along these lines, but better?

Try The Decedent (2025).

Movie poster for The Mortuary Assistant (2026), a mostly black background with a bald-headed, orange-eyed skeletal demon with a too-wide smile and gnarly teeth emerging centre from the shadows.

Sometimes a movie is so boring, so actively boring, you continue watching because you’re so bored you’ll do anything to alleviate that boredom, including continuing watching the movie.

Anyway, tonight I watched The Mortuary’s Assistant (2026).

happy national pet day from my creatures!

This reminds me of “The Bye-Bye Man” but it is much, MUCH better 🛎️🛎️

The tri-colour rocket popsicles are my favourite!! 🤤

It’s just as well. I need time to collect all my change and small bills.

This time year they’re especially skittish you are correct

That in my experience does not necessarily preclude the ice cream truck…

Too bad for me tho. It faded before I could get up from the backyard and anyway I don’t have any money 😩

For context, while sunny it’s still just 10 degrees (celsius) here 🍦

a man in a blue sweater and white collar is making a surprised face while sitting in a crowd . Alt: A white man in a blue sweater and white collar is making a surprised face while sitting as a part of a studio audience.

I just heard…THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

A goldfinch(?) chirping away in the backyard.

So, so fashion ✨✨✨

Ohhh…I love found footage! Very much looking forward to reading this 💀💀💀👀

Bwahahah! My weird found footage horror story about a vlogger who goes to the wrong Halloween attraction is live and free to read! 💀👀

I hope they never fix it. I need this in my life!

THIS THREAD
omg
I cannot stop laughing.

"You did it, Bernice. You're dead" 🤣🤣🤣

A black standard poodle shoves her closed-eyed face into the photo I was trying to take of a mushroom-covered log in the woods. Her head is frozen in mid-shake, her left ear flapping as if in the wind. She looks like she’s smiling.

She thinks photobombs are funny. I disagree…mostly.