In an extraterrestrial laboratory, in a test tube we have a 3-headed capybara

origin story of the capybara cerberus

curated meme with text and image; the text reads: "These edibles ain't shit" / 45 minutes later; the image is a shot of Commander Riker, squinting, with caption: Have you ever thought

HE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY

I was watching Ko’Zeine a few days ago and I saw the lighting in this scene at the end of the episode on Jay-Den’s face and I HAD to draw it
#jaydenkraag #daremreymi #jayrem #starfleetacademy #startrekstarfleetacademy #startrek #kozeine

FORCE FEMME MY BELOVED

if you ever wish to locate a snail to safety please gently tap them first so they go inside their shell otherwise you may end up hurting them

THEIR LITTLE FACES

A little cartoony Captain Kirk from the Alternate Original Series movies. He looks extremely irritated.

Close up crop of a cartoon drawing of Spock from the Alternate Original Series movies, his face screwed up in pleasure.

What’s going on with Kirk and Spock? You should find out by reading the AOS retelling of “Is There in Truth No Beauty” by @campyalien.bsky.social and then going to look at the artwork I drew for it! archiveofourown.org/works/81765976
#shipboardweekends
#spirk
#spirkevents

We will!! As soon as we get it all settled!

Tormenting Pretty Boys Is So Much Fun! It's Thrilling-

They're both really fucking good is the thing!!

Star trek anti-drugs PSA. Kirk is saying "smoke this joint immediately. That's an order, mister!" While Spock says "Spock to security: we have an intruder aboard. I know that the real Captain Kirk would NEVER tell me to do drugs" and the logo says "just say no"

I dk where it comes from but here's the unedited version!

So true!

They are!!! Can't leave home without them!!

Possibly the most blessed one ever

If you wanna ascribe ai a personhood its that of a demon spirit, it can pretend to be human but it is not and you can never understand it and it will say and do things harmful to you that are perfectly normal to it cause it is an alien entity pretending at humanity to lure you in

Edited Star Trek anti-drug PSA to be pro-drugs. Kirk is saying "smoke this joint immediately. That's an order, mister". Spock is saying "yea, Captain Kirk. Thank you. Let's do drugs". There's a little logo that says "just say yes"

HAPPY WEED DAY!!

Screenshot of Wesley from Star Trek TNG, in his blue sweater with the red, yellow, blue stripe on the shoulder. He looks like he's thinking hard. The caption reads "drugs can make you feel good."

Kahn Noonien Singh, sitting next to Lt. Marla McGivers, speaks to Captain Kirk (who we see from behind, in his dress uniform) while he raises a glass of some lavender colored liquor. The caption reads: "Here's to feelin' good all the time" From Star Trek TOS The Original Series, Season 1, Episode 22, "Space Seed

😎💨✨

#420 bless us, everyone.

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #TrekMemes #blazeit

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Screenshot of the tags on my new fic. It's an E fic that features the pairings: Kirk/Spock, Keenser/Scotty, and Kollos/Spock. Some of the other tags include "first time", "jealous Kirk", "size queen Spock" and "comedy"

Screenshot of the title and summary of my fic. Title is "Optic Nerves". Summary talks about how the Federation is trying to combine its navigation tech with Medusan's and to that end has a trio of folks getting ferried via the Enterprise to the Medusan homeworld. The trio is then described as Miranda Jones, who is awesome and a telepathic doctor, Kollos, who is Spock's ex and annoying, and Larry Marvick, who is sweaty

MY SHIPBOARD WEEKENDS FIC WENT LIVE TODAY!! It's an AOS retelling of "Is There in Truth No Beauty" aka the best episode of TOS ever! Featuring an absolutely amazing art piece by @lichqueenlibrarian.bsky.social !!

archiveofourown.org/works/81765976

AAHHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING!! HIS LIMP LITTLE FRA'ALS!! THE PUSSY SHOT!!! DELICIOUS!! THAT'S BONES'S LITTLE SEX DOLL

Digital comic page in pink and purple tones by Spongy Nova. First panel is a close up of Bones' hands holding Spock's mouth open while he sleeps, ready to shove his dick inside. Second panel is bones leaning on the wall, holding Spock's head while fucking his mout. Then he pushes him on the side, Spock is till asleep. Middle panels show Bones rough fucking Spock from behind, holding his head on the pillow, then spreading his sheath full of cum and limp fra'als, a pen in hand, before leaving the pen on a console while exiting the room. Last panel shows Spock spread out with his limp tail, still asleep, drooling, hais askew, fra'als retracting slowly inside his drenched sheath on top of wet sheets. Written on his thigh a note reads 'xoxo Bones'.

CW: somnophilia

Comic page commission for @lokak.bsky.social , thanks I had a blast drawing this ✨🖖

#spongyart #startrek #spones

It's ok! He's hardy! He bounces!

THIS SHIT WHIPS

Thank you!! It sucks!! But we survive it!

Page from "Religions of Star Trek" where first they quote the Borg Queen from First Contact and then lines from 2 different hymns from ancient Egypt all of which sound similar

I'm reading a book on Star Trek & religion (aptly titled "Religions of Star Trek") & this shit made me feral ngl

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

THE SCRUNKLES!!

Spock, doctor Leonard Bones McCoy, and Jim Kirk. Spock is drawn in mostly triangular shapes. Bones is drawn in mostly square shapes. Jim is drawn in mostly circular shapes. Both Spock and Bones, with a triangle and a square/rectangle drawn above their heads in science-blue tones, raise an eyebrow and side-eye Jim, whose circle above his head shines gold like the circular halo behind his head. There are blue arrows (triangle and square/rectangle shaped for Spock and Bones respectively) that point to a "..." (three dots) as they give Jim a side-eye. Jim is smiling at the viewer, oblivious.

they put tha new forgis onna jeep