The very same one that the townies yelled “don’t you have any real food!?” and “where’s your sausage and peppers!?!” at me with when I was working on a banh mi food truck that just happened to be along the Bruin’s 2011 Stanley Cup parade route
Why is this so fucking funny
thought the boston method was some townie yelling at your crank until it gets hard
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
Jonathan Martin @jmart not the main point but you don’t have to call it X, man. nobody calling a frisbee a flying disc 10:28 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 2,935 Views
As a former ultimate frisbee player, gotta break up your doom scrolling with this nuttiness (we called them "discs").
Maybe the real America is the friends we made along the way.
We’re so cooked jfc
I hope this email finds you stuck on the water temple in Ocarina of Time
Why is Ms Rachel always covered in bubble gum? Someone, please help this poor woman
this implies the existence of jesse plemonade
Why is Ms Rachel always covered in bubble gum? Someone, please help this poor woman
For anyone saying this app does not have the juice
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
DAYENU
We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
A post on Nextdoor that reads: what does baby daddy and baby momma mean. I hear it all the time but am too old to understand.
Meanwhile, on Nextdoor in suburban Illinois …
“American Girl Doll–themed pro-DNC meme account” is the most cursed collection of words I’ve ever seen strung together @taylorlorenz.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
Any excuse to repost an all-time Bluesky banger
In The Art of War Sun Tzu advises “A wise warrior will tell their opponent no backsies. To attack and then be immune from backsies is the essence of victory”
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Millwork $305,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Johnny Quest absolutely thinks we’re sellouts
guy who turns on trump because he felt fat shamed when they wouldn't let him sit on camera with the skinny troops
Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
Yoda looks on as Watto inspects his "employee" for space-cooties, also known as midichlorians
Watto Women Want (2000)
