Me: cannot cook

Also Me: oooooo I could go for a espresso, brown sugar rub brisket biscuit 🤤

like sips of water in the desert 😂

Sheesh.

Credit Karma been telling me my car ain’t worth shit for the last 5 yrs

Me:

a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .

Shoutout to this wishy washy ass weather for pulling me out my seasonal depression.

Bruh I forgot to get some oil from the grocery store 😭😭

Girl bossed a lil too hard and started a new hairstyle the day before Christmas. 🥴 But I order the groceries and was able to at least knock that off my list.

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves

My feet hurt and I need more foam 😭 I don’t wanna go to the hair store. I just went yesterdayyy

The opening act really sets the tone for what I consider a No Skip album. 17 y/o me understood immediately.

My phone was up loud as hell when this video came on 😭😭😭

You know the Red Bull hitting when you get a “Morning Young Lady!” after you greet someone this time of morning 😂

Happy Thanksgiving Day Parade to all who celebrate!!

Right lol and I guess that just leaves me with the boil lol

I don't like potato skins but the two just made chaotic sense to me lol

Big Back Idea:

Seafood Boil Potato Skins

...just think about it. It could work!

My 11 on its last leg and I'm hurt af

If anyone wants to make an animated show about an animal substance abuse clinic, I'd greatly appreciate it.

"I CANT GET TREATMENT KAREN, IM AN ALLIGATOR!!!"

Omg. Did y'all see Tabitha Brown on Cocoa Butter going Eeuuyuuckkk to somebody's vegan food?

My mouth dropped bc ohmygahd lmao

I keep hitting that bookmark shit by mistake, my bad.

Chopped Cheese. That's just hamburger helper on a roll.

I remember those!!!

Well that's not suspicious at all lol

Khia girl! My neck, my byke! Lmaooo

first you gotta put your neck into it.

Released a trapped moth from my work space and didn't freak out lol

tired yrs old

Other people’s mess >>>>>>>

when that after work stare turns into a nap and then bed lol