Today, Google Autocomplete insisted I wanted to search for
“Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”

Open door policy

Not all heroes wear condoms
@curtcade.bsky.social @troytakesphotos.bsky.social

Blinded by love, and also DreamTopping

A shaggy man in a wrestling singlet leaps in the air. His body and head are twisted to the side, having just been hit in the face by a dodgeball. You can almost hear the POING.

i don’t know what the rest of you are doing for thirst traps

📸: @mattyhoffmanphoto.bsky.social

“It’s what’s inside that counts,” says Assoc. Dean Wheeler. You think hard about this.

oooh I am craving more fire emblem yessss

yeah I want to rough you up and call you a pig but i also want to smile gently and talk about how pretty your eyes are @jamesblond-1.bsky.social

Morning, bud. Grab your coffee and come have a seat.

Two men in a sitting room together in profile. Guy, tall and scruffy, sits leaning back in an arm chair. He smiles and looks down with an arm on Jonah’s shoulder, who is kneeling in front of him and meeting his gaze.

Some things you do just for their own enjoyment. @guyspencerxxx.bsky.social

hairyboy gothic
@edftmxxx.bsky.social

rising gradually
📸: @mrryandavid.com

top privilege is real, y’all

the internet is so stupid, i’m delighted that my face comes up when i google “gooning”

My instructor taught me depth style but everybody i meet does width- and punch style

I am more Jonah to myself these days than my other names, though they all still feel like they’re me.

I remember yesterday in bits and pieces

The slide from Dad Vibes to Ace Ventura is real

Telling these straight retirees over morning coffee that yes, I know you love PV and Ptown, no don’t come to Fire Island, yes your gay friend told you it’s family friendly but he also just said “dictatorships burn out quick, it’ll be fine” so I don’t think you should trust his judgement

BEACH DADS @seattledad.bsky.social

I think this is the cutest I have ever felt
📷: @pervertmedia.bsky.social

I hope there’s a curvy girl out there performing under the name Fiona Ample

Your cat when you try to do anything alone:

I jork my peanits one nut at a time, just like the rest of us

Muscled ginger Christian Hunter and smiley Jonah Wheeler lift their shirts at the camera. Chris’ plaid boxers peek out over his thick work coveralls, and Jonah’s tighty-whities are just visible over a censor bar.

This isn’t particularly risqué photo. Putting the bar over it makes it look a lot more salacious- but it’s really just because Insta’s AI moderation really hates my thighs 😆 @chrisythatwalk.bsky.social

I need this shirt that says “I sometimes feel ugly but then I look at my brother and I feel better”

but I need it for different reasons than most people

Princess Daisy, a princess from the Mario series, leans close to another princess with her big-eyed CGI smile: “Aren’t you tired of being nice?” Now much closer: “Don’t you just want to go apeshit?”

It’s not lost on me that Luigi is traditionally partnered with Daisy, who is perhaps most famous for this:

Commenting “raw, next question” on pictures of uncooked steak and rutabagas

Get a man who treats you like this

knowing me, I’m probably both guys