just found out about dolly parton

thought hamas was that shit you dip pita bread in

waiting for the day it becomes illegal to be a hater

lately ive been dreaming of quiet life in the middle of nowhere

labor day weekend? i sure hope it does

can someone hand me the keys? daddy’s got a buzz going

hey im pooping can you close the door ? thanks

trying to harness some white boy swagger right now pls call back later

i actually enjoy hitting rock bottom…lots of neat stones and pebbles down there

thinking it might be time to fall off

falling in love is a lot like drinking a beer

if i was tryna get into heaven id just give god a cigarette and bool it

addiction hits different when you’re sober

for 25 years i’ve been just sitting here

some bluesky homies hope yall let ya nutz hang this friday

oh lets gooooo

playing tag with a few rats brb

i think we should stay here for a while

imagine ruining twitter

shit fuck cock cum cant fucking skeet right

guy like will fall from a height

i need to be dismantled

sometimes boy breakfast is a whole pack of newports

bro did you really just rejoice in prayer

hey hold this for a min

*hands you a ford f-150*

*crunches you*

hey do you mind if i sit here?

im still waiting for jfk to come home

I swallowed yobobby and he’s been stuck in my stomach for days

you can take the mule out of moscow but you cant take the moscow out of the mule