we got space Force so when the govmint gonna make a penis force?? for war on circumscription

threads fucking sucks. dont they literally have my insta algo data??

high as beans rn cooking some chickens
only hope they forgive me when we meet in Heck

the endgame for the ruling class is to sit in a fortified compound amidst a burning hellscape and just like chill or something?

praise be to allah

payin the govnment am i right

which actual clanker brained mfs are upvoting shit on r/WowAmazing__INeedThisProduct69

Trader Joe's Cashew coated Cashew represents the first time that Mother Earth has been utterly Dominated by humanity since the advent of Chicken Fried Chicken

jan 2077: massive controversy as president of human union cancelled for use of anti-agent slur. robots declare martial law and rations are reduced to various Gruels and other Nutritional Slurries

not only do you not have to watch

you can log off and not read any of the posts about it

you can read a book about wizard detectives bake a cake hug your dog paint a picture go to bed early get a drink with a friend plan your garden start a jigsaw puzzle knit a scarf do some stretching take a bath

if they had owls in hooters zoomers would go

CEOs Never Cum

punishment for joining ice should be penis removal. chop chop

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries Working Around the Clock to Choose Best Time to Fund ICE for Maximum Limp Dick Energy

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...

“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill

democrats exist to steal power and status from the working class on the mandate of being holier-than-thou

republicans exist as a networking group for people who want to abuse others

legacy news media is pure slop now. reality is too fucking stupid to maintain the illusion of a plot. watching them try to spin it into a narrative is like reading raw hallucinations

normalize responding to bullshit with bullshit

if luigi were actually guilty id break him out and rearm him

a small revolver whose barrel is bent to point back at the user

the guns ice should be issued

if the epstein files have literally any effect on the composition of the us govt ill eat my fucking shorts

All Presidential Portraits Removed from White House to Make Way for Gilded Cuck Chair

scrolling through my 5000 three minute timers in the clock app until i find the good one

fun snack idea: can of refried beans

make it vegetarian! vegetarian refried beans

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

i don't know about this nyc guy. the red trilby or whatever seems over the top

ai will push real people to create shittier content that cannot be imitated by machine much less conceived of by c suite fucks

at the pharmacy your drugs are ready when u get there but they got a deal with Big Supplements to make u browse a weird selection of shelf-stable goods for 10 mins

conservatives going bullish on uncut is the character arc no one saw coming

and i will answer every single one of them