Maggie simpsins

bye bye couch gag we use computer chair now

update: i listed all of these on ebay and somebody bought 4 of them. one of them is a skateboard documentary and I have a feeling i undercharged for it. Very happy to have these leave me and my home. My family considers these types of films unwelcome

useing dog tongue to make dinner go quicker

if it am such pussy then GET OUTTDA DA LADYS ROOM B*TCH

gonna start leaning way harder into being a vhs guy. no more of this half-measure shit

losing my faith big time in the fabulous five (mickey minnie donald goofy pluto) after learning that the entire time they were doing all that horse shit they were also ignoring texts from all their moms

I can't believe he would disrespect that religion that we all agree is fake and gay

a thing you need to know about me is that I own a box full of Hollywood Video's FitstRites titles on VHS

counterpoint: ALL pixar movies are gay

treat my tweets like a juicy bite of steak... yummy :)

no. there was no exclusive space ghost coast to coast interview on the nutty professor vhs. cartoon-network-branded volumes of episodes of jonny quest, on the other hand...

I straight up fuck with night lights

autism is a type of gay

😡 NO! NOT FAIR!!!

Imagine you are so dog-like in your demeanor that cashiers stop giving you human money, like they keep giving you dog currency (with dog presidents on them) as change

need

I am becoming more and more computer every day

The premise of Twin Peaks is "what if characters in a David Lynch movie were in a TV show". The existence of "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" supports this.

I'm making pot roast today, can you blame me?

I bean saying this

a screenshot from my letterboxd year in review, showing my first movie from 2025 being "I Want To Be Neenja: The Movie" and the last being "Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair"

First and last movie of 2025 was essentially the same

a community photo found on Michael Jackson's official website depicting what appears to be a photoshopped picture of young michael jackson with a nasty-looking Santa Claus. The caption, from December 21, 2010, reads "Hello ! ! ! I ‘m Milys Jackson…I ‘m 15…I love the Children like Michael Jackson…i love the Music like Michael Jackson…and I think about the WRLD like Michael Jackson…how…and just…I created 6 songs for ALL THE WORLD ! ! !"

a very dr. conrad murray christmast to you a ho-ho-ho-HEE-HEE!

they should have aspirin on the menu at every restaurant

there are two wolves inside me... goth and prep

RIP Rob reiner 🙏 watching your Southpark ep in you're honor

The best Christmas present is a painted life-size statue of Santa Claus with a huge sack of real toys

sometimes I'm all like "I should post more"

A box of Mother's "Dinosaur Grrrahams", featuring three different dinosaur-shaped graham cookies arranged on a light green rectangle surrounded by a dark green border. A Yellow Dinosaur footprint contains the text "They're Big!"

I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU