Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake
Posts by yelling opossum
what if we kissed 😳 in the LGBT Hallway at Scarecrow Video, Seattle, WA, UPSTAIRS, between the DRAMA and COMEDY ROOMS,
hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
The Excavation of Hob's Barrow is a whopping 55% off in the Steam Lovecraftian Days sale! 💀⛏️🩸
It's a great time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...
Picnic! At Hanging Rock
To get out ahead of the news, you may soon hear some things about me that you do not like but that is because my haters and you both do not understand that pineapple was meant to go on pizza
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
happy tdov, "visibility" without protection is a threat
it's tdov and I'm a trans person. I don't do shit and I'm trapped in bed due to pain so I can do even less now lmfao
tried to get kazuma kiryu to help out at my job and he just learned like six life lessons and then took off
betraying your truth all by yourself handsome?
Grave Seasons launches August 14, 2026 🪦 🌾
Farm, fish, lay low, keep your wits about you
Here in Ashenridge, you'll reap what you sow ⛏️
feeling real bad lmao and I keep having the impulse to buy a game about it and then being like ...no...it's pointless, I'm not even gonna play [whatever game I'm excited about]. and then I feel worse! this is very fun. I am definitely not simply sitting and staring into space and not doing anything.
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026
a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
if you want the real deal, I have lots. I also made them in silver.
www.etsy.com/listing/1264...
i feel BAD and there's no sheets on my bed and the person who was gonna put them in the drier left and I can't make my back work to do it myself and so I can't even just give up on today and get in bed
I recognize that I am The Weird One for this and made peace with it long ago
thinking about how I do miss dating, however! the problem is that I love first dates, specifically. I'm not good at second or third or gods forbid fifth dates, or deciding to be in a relationship, or figuring out how I feel about a person. but man are first dates just so fun and exciting to me
if wrestling is fake explain this
The Excavation of Hob's Barrow is a whopping 55% off in the Steam Spring sale! 💀⛏️🩸
It's a great time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...
Wise words from my pal Danni
made it to the monthly shanty sing that's close to me. had a panic attack almost immediately. almost cried at a very not-crying song later on (this happens to me almost every time, I should start keeping track of which songs do it). had a great time anyway. wish I could fucking sing for shit tho
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
Happy 20 years
"The faggots need to know which ear Harrison Ford got pierced at Claire's"
- @fennelstalks.bsky.social