hi how are you

ily thank you

Beer (The Elf) Johnson

what’s been going on here on bluesky ?

hi i’m still hot

do u know how ontologically evil you have to be for everyone to cheer when you die

Now fuck off.

Henry Kissinger's pronouns are was/were

Happy kissinger is dead day if you celebrate

There's a new 11th Commandment:
Thou shalt not hideth thine gray sweatpant bulge this season.

(Oh, you will be judged 👀)

hey, sorry I forgot to respond to your text, I read it and was going to respond but forgot 10 minutes later

birthday birthday

@crustelf.bsky.social happy birthday and thank you again for inviting me to this god damned site.

breaking up with me is such a red flag 🚩🚩🚩

One man’s trash is another man’s garbage.

Because that’s how synonyms work.

reskeet with some leg

NEED

Girl gremlin

This you?

yes how’d you know ????

when people call me a gremlin, i understand

oh i forgot about this

All
Credit Card Companies
Are
Bastards

smoking on some shit you never seen

thinking about the time my lil brother said “i hope the baby comes out chinese” to my mom when she was pregnant cuz he didn’t realize i had a different dad and just thought babies came out different races the way they came out with different hair and eye colors

hey, disabled person looking for some help with rent.